PoliticsWorldDonald Trump claims 1775 revolutionary army took over airports ‘using only laser guns and hover-boards’
ScienceUKWorldBrexiter insists climate emergency doesn’t exist because he had to wear a jumper for a few days in June
BrexitPoliticsUKPeople traffickers, gun runners and drug lords all delighted at news that UK ports will ‘wave through’ goods after Brexit no-deal
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldVladimir Putin tells May it is her duty to ‘deliver on the will of the Russian president’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKTourists delighted by ‘quaint’ British tradition of Police protecting female MPs from gammon-faced Brexiter f*ckwits
BrexitPoliticsUK“I thought food and medicine appeared because of food and medicine fairies” admits Dominic Raab
UKLabour insists People’s Vote should be between catastrophic no-deal Brexit and catastrophic Brexit deal
PoliticsUKCurrent populist movement in UK and across Europe is ‘unique in all of history’, claims Führer Farage
PoliticsTechnologyUKWe definitely should have had Brexit-level preparedness for the millennium bug, confirms IT community
HealthPoliticsBrexiters slam meddling EU bureaucrats for insisting ‘doctors should be fully qualified’
PoliticsSocietyUKDemocratic referendum on final Brexit deal would definitely be undemocratic, claims Brexiter terrified of losing it
PoliticsSocietyUKBrexiters celebrate 20 years of the Good Friday Agreement by attempting to destroy it
PoliticsSocietyUKBrexiter convinced his version of Brexit is what the government is obliged to deliver
UKPopcorn sales skyrocket as Remainers settle in to watch Nigel Farage and Arron Banks explode over Brexit deal
ScienceUKMan subjected to unwanted verbose response after he greeted work colleague with “how you doing?”
BusinessPoliticsUKWetherspoon’s beer mat Brexit manifesto more detailed than the government’s own Brexit plan
PoliticsUKGovernment claims Brexit Impact Studies are unavailable to public as they were ‘eaten by dog’
