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Met Police investigation into Downing Street parties leads to arrest of 68 black men from Leytonstone

The Metropolitan police investigation into the lockdown parties at Number 10 Downing Street has already yielded results with an announcement that 68 black men from East London have been arrested.

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Sue Gray’s redacted report to be printed on the back of a postage stamp

Sue Gray’s much-anticipated report is set to be re-printed after amendments and redactions mean it will now fit on the back of a postage stamp.

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Grand Old Duke of York has 12 Angry Men

By demanding a trial by jury, Prince Andrew is going to get 12 Angry Men.

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Drivers being warned to be on the lookout for delinquent cakes

Police across Britain are warning drivers to be on the lookout for errant cakes.

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Homeworker fuming after boss sets up Teams meeting right in the middle of PopMaster

A homeworker is absolutely fuming today after his boss decided to set up a meeting on Microsoft Teams, right in the middle of PopMaster.

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Prince Andrew demands Sue Gray decide if he’s guilty or not

Prince Andrew has demanded that Sue Gray decides if he is guilty or not in his upcoming trial in the US later this year.

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Politician accuses politician of playing ‘politics’ during political debate in political building

A politician has accused another politician of playing ‘politics’ whilst taking part in a political debate between politicians about politics in a political building where politicians spend all day engaged in politics.

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Sue Gray announces short UK tour in support of ‘Lockdown Party Report’

Sue Gray has announced a short UK tour in support of the release of her long-awaited ‘Lockdown Party Report.’

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UK ‘Cake Ambush’ threat level raised to ‘severe’

The Government has this morning raised the Cake Ambush threat level to ‘severe’, meaning the chances of being ambushed by a Birthday cake or other seasonally baked goods is highly likely.

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