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Santa refused visa to deliver presents in post-Brexit UK

Changes to Britain’s immigration system since leaving the European Union will stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.

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A-level student narrowly misses out on first choice city in which to get drunk for three years

A-level student Simon Williams will have to go through clearing after narrowly missing the grades he needed to get drunk for three years in Birmingham.

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‘We are not getting more stupider’ insist A Level students after fall in top grades

A Level students have reacted angrily to suggestions that lower grades this year means they are not as bright as their predecessors, telling critics ‘we are more cleverer than you think’.

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Nightclub introduces gender-neutral cocaine snorting cubicles

Roxy’s Nightclub in North London is under fire this morning after it emerged the cubicles patrons use for chopping and snorting coke and K have been designated gender-neutral.

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Liz Truss promises to allow Tory Party members first dibs on contents of all charity collection boxes

Tory leadership favourite and maniac Liz Truss has announced a bold new plan to grant all Tory Party members ‘first dibs’ on the contents of any and all charity collection boxes. “It is one of the great scandals of our time that the contents of charity collection boxes go to charities,” explained the Foreign Secretary […]

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Daily Mail celebrates ‘Barely legal sexy girls getting exam results’ day

The Daily Mail is today celebrating the one day of the year where they can ask attractive eighteen-year-old girls to pose for photos without feeling at all seedy because it is A-Level results day. In between the usual fabricated stories about immigrants and benefit scroungers, editors at the Daily Mail will feel it entirely appropriate […]

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