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Christmas not actually worth saving, study finds

The festive season is vastly overrated, a study has found.

Outcry as sewage at British beaches contaminated by seawater

Good honest British sewage is being contaminated by possibly foreign seawater on beaches up and down the land, according to reports today.

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Priti Patel’s plan to stop migrant boats by surrounding UK with floating barrier of shit nears completion

Home Secretary and compassion black hole Priti Patel is reportedly very pleased to see that her aim of surrounding Britain with a protective ring of human shit is going to plan.

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Man Utd to give it to Big Sam until the end of the season

Manchester United are set to give the job to big Sam Allardyce until the end of the season, it has been revealed today.

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PTA bake sale raises over 200 Covid cases for school

A school bake sale has successfully raised the institution’s incidence of coronavirus by more than 200 cases.

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Man celebrates his ‘genius progeny’ after nursery teacher says child doing ‘really well’

A man is celebrating a child genius today after a teacher told him his son was doing ‘really well’ at nursery during a parents evening meeting, something which she definitely won’t have said to everyone she spoke to that day.

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Excitement for Festival of Brexit at dangerously high levels

Doctor’s have warned that the country’s levels of excitement about the Festival of Brexit are far too high and everyone just needs to calm down.

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Tories don’t need masks to go trick or treating, agrees everyone

People generally agree that while Tory MPs should probably mask up when debating in the House of Commons, their normal faces will suffice when trying to scare people.

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