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Gillette commercial nowhere near as offensive as the price of their f*cking razor blades

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If you’re offended by Gillette’s advertising, wait until you hear how much their products cost.

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‘Support Theresa May’, plead DUP knowing nobody else would be stupid enough go to make a deal with them

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The DUP are terrified that Labour’s motion of no confidence will lead to a new government and the end of their political influence.

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“The only way forward is to do exactly what I’ve said all along” – exclusive interview with every British politician

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In an exclusive interview this morning, every politician in Britain has insisted the only way forward is for other people to change their position, and not them.

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Theresa May grateful that vote of no confidence was called by only MP less popular than she is

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Theresa May will face a vote of no confidence in parliament this evening but is relieved the vote was called by the only MP in the houses of parliament with a lower approval rating than hers.

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Britain successfully lulls EU into false sense of security by giving appearance of incompetence and confusion

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As Theresa May’s Brexit deal was voted down yesterday, Europe looked on, baffled at the incompetence and confusion coming out of Westminster – which could be exactly what the government want them to think.

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Hard Brexiter and Remainer both convinced they won tonight’s parliamentary vote

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A hard Brexiter and staunch Remainer are both claiming victory after tonight’s parliamentary vote, insisting it takes them a step closer to their desired outcome.

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Nation shocked as crap deal presented by incompetent leader fails to secure outcome no-one wanted

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Theresa May has had her arse handed to her by parliament in a massive blow to fans of crap ideas everywhere.

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“Angry at our ad? Trim back that broflake rage with the new Gillette Sensor Incel”

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Gillette is seeking to counteract the anger it has fueled by its latest advert, with the launch of a new product targeted at the sort of broflake who gets cross at adverts for razors.

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David Cameron somehow remains neither tarred nor feathered

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David Cameron still hasn’t been tarred and feathered, despite everything currently falling to bits around us.

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Man furious at Gillette for ‘bullying is bad’ advert perfectly happy to be targeted by ‘this product helps you get sex’ adverts

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Commercial companies should not be using sensitive subjects such as bullying and toxic masculinity to promote their products, and should instead focus on implying their products help us have more sex, according to Simon Williams this morning.

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