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Britain finally speaks with one voice over desire to bring back “Give Peas a Chance” graffiti

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Britain has finally found a thing that they can all agree on and get behind.

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Brexiters who bought Nigel Farage condoms on promise of multiple sexual encounters left wanking into socks two years later

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The Nigel Farage condom has proven to be the perfect metaphor for Brexit Britain, according to a study of the sort of people who actually buy such things.

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Lying bastards furious at Emanuel Macron for pointing out that they are lying bastards

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The UK world of political fibbers erupted in fury as the French President broke protocol and openly highlighted the obvious truth that Brexit proponents were lying sacks of shit

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Labour to support any Brexit deal punitive to Israel

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On the eve of their party conference, Labour has announced a clear position on Brexit – they will support any Brexit deal that takes a harsh line with Israel.

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Vatican confirms that resurrection of the Chequers deal would be classified as an official miracle

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The Catholic Church has today confirmed it is ready to announce an official miracle if the EU27 adopts Theresa May’s Chequers plan for Brexit.

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Monty Python’s Black Knight insists Chequers plan still alive: “It’s just a flesh wound!”

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The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail has today insisted that Theresa May’s Chequers plan for Brexit is still alive, despite a string of vicious attacks from European leaders.

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Free packet of spice with tomorrow’s Daily Mail

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The Daily Mail is giving away a bit of drugs tomorrow.

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Would you make a Great Dictator? Take our test to find out!

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There are so many excellent dictators to choose from, but do YOU have what it takes to be in their gang?

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EU offers to make Northern Ireland French, if it will help

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The EU has attempted to break the deadlock in Brexit negotiations by offering to make Northern Ireland French.

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Fungi producers facing bankruptcy as everybody off mushrooms now

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Some fungi producers have announced that they face bankruptcy as salacious revelations about Donald Trump’s penis has made everyone nauseous at the thought of mushrooms.

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