A man has asked his wife today if they really need pigs in blankets as part of their Christmas dinner, in an apparent act of sabotage on the whole of Christmas. Simon Williams, who saw on the news that the price of chipolatas had risen substantially along with the rest of the ingredients for a
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A single male from Bracknell has received more adverts disguised as Christmas cards than actual Christmas cards so far this year, but is nonetheless happy to display them around his home. 37-year-old Simon Williams, who lives alone and often thinks about writing a novel, had this to say, “From a distance they look very festive,
The guttural yell of despair “AAARRRRGGGHHH!” has been declared the word of the year for 2023 by Collins Dictionary, after a sharp rise in its usage during the last 12 months.
After Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ began playing in stores across the UK in November, it has caught the ears of staff and customers with the same clarity and sense of impending dread as a nuclear air raid siren.
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