Manchester United have stated that if Cristiano Ronaldo continues with his unreasonable demands compete for and to win silverware, it will result in his contract being terminated with immediate effect.
Manchester United have insisted today that their return to Premiership glory is a three-year plan, for the ninth consecutive year. United, who currently sit bottom of the Premier league after being beaten by both Brighton and Brentford insisted that fans should not panic earlier as the current run of form is all just part of […]
Fantasy football players all over the UK are ready, set and excited to start up their season again today while watching every single one of the players they picked suddenly play like absolute shite. As Premier League football finally returns this weekend after almost three months off, millions of fantasy football fans have been spending […]
England women’s manager Sarina Wiegman has been approached about the possibility of taking over the management of Brexit, after demonstrating an uncanny ability to take perennial losers and turn them into glorious victors.
Despite the Lionesses’ magnificent victory in the Euros, when it comes to off-pitch hooliganism, women’s football is still way behind the men’s game, according to the FA today.
As the Lionesses prepare for their Euro 2022 final against Germany, they have been given public support by the future king of England and his willingness to celebrate with an arse-based pyrotechnic.