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Serbia retaliates against Novak Djokovic deportation by expelling two kangaroos from Belgrade zoo

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After days of speculation around Serbia’s response to Australia deporting Serbia national Novak Djokovic, they have finally retaliated by expelling two kangaroos from Belgrade zoo.

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Nigel Farage furious as nation exerts its sovereign powers to decide who can cross its borders

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Nigel Farage has this morning been left distraught after the sovereign nation of Australia used its sovereign powers to decide who can and can’t cross its borders.

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Nigel Farage celebrates Eastern European crossing a foreign border after being visited by three ghosts overnight

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Nigel Farage’s celebration of an Eastern European crossing a border into a country that initially ruled he couldn’t enter has been attributed to him receiving a number of ghostly visitations overnight.

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Man who spent years promoting Australian-style border controls now furious at Australian-style border controls

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After spending many years insisting we should implement border controls like the sovereign nation of Australia, Nigel Farage has this morning lambasted Australia’s implementation of sovereign border controls.

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Novak Djokovic’s latest room service order includes a large poster of Rita Hayworth and a small rock hammer

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A room service order made by tennis star Novak Djokovic is said to have included a large poster of Rita Hayworth and a small rock hammer it is revealed today.

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Fully-vaccinated French newcomer Novacques Chocoviche given wild-card entry to Australian Open

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Previously unknown French tennis player Novacques Chocoviche has been given a wild-card entry to the Australian Open after proving his vaccination status.

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England cricketers to appeal decision to allow them to remain in Australia

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England cricketers are set to dramatically appeal the decision to grant them visas and allow them to remain in Australia, it has been revealed today.

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Man finally able to visit family in Australia after purchasing some plane tickets and a tennis racquet

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A man is finally able to visit his family in Australia, after buying himself some plane tickets and a nice new Slazenger tennis racquet.

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Man inspired to take up darts as a ‘sport’ heads straight to the pub to start training

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A man who has been inspired to take up darts as a sport, after watching last nights final, has headed straight to the pub to start drinking and throwing small arrows at a board.

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England cricket team applies for political asylum in Australia

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The England cricket team has applied for political asylum in Canberra, claiming they face severe mental and physical abuse if they return to their home country. 

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