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Bernie Ecclestone demands Formula One removes black squares from chequered flag

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Former Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone has demanded that black squares should be removed from the traditional Formula One chequered flag, insisting it just plays into the hands of black racists. 89-year-old Ecclestone got into trouble this week after claiming that ‘black people are more racist than white people’, but went on to insist the […]

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‘I knew this was going to be our year’ confirms Liverpool fan who’s been saying precisely that for last 30 years

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A local Liverpool FC fan and self-proclaimed “reader of the game”, Barry Harnwell, has confirmed to the world today that he actually knew Liverpool would win the league even before the season started, a prediction he’s been making for the last 30 years.

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Blackburn and Leicester fans gutted that Liverpool have matched their number of Premier League titles

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Both Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City fans are said to be very disappointed that Liverpool have finally caught up with their number of Premier League titles: a single, solitary one.

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Everyone expecting Liverpool supporters to be magnanimous in victory

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Liverpool FC fans are expected to be magnanimous when finally tying up the Premier League title either tonight or possibly in the next game.

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Airplane banners the latest weapon in lifting the taboo on micropenises

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The use of banner messages towed by light aircraft has undergone a revival of late as many men have used the old-timey advertising method to inform the world that they would no longer hide the fact they were hung like a refrigerated dormouse.

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I shouted ‘Goal!’ but forgot I was on mute, says Hawk-Eye

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Hawk-Eye has admitted that Sheffield Utd were denied a goal in last night’s Premier League match because he got all confused using Zoom.

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Arsenal to trade David Luiz for a packet of Haribo and three pogs

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David Luiz is set to leave Arsenal, whether he wants to or not.

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Israeli-Palestinian conflict and intermittent WiFi next on Marcus Rashford’s list

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Having established himself as a man who can get things done, Marcus Rashford is now setting his sights on some of the world’s other major problems.

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Football addict so desperate for a fix he’s willing to debase himself by consuming Aston Villa vs Sheffield United

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Football addict Simon Williams is on the verge of admitting he has hit rock bottom after admitting how desperate he is to consume the Premier League match between Aston Villa and Sheffield United.

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Government reveals it preferred when footballers were not ‘doing their bit’ after all

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The government has revealed today that with the benefit of hindsight it much preferred when high profile footballers were not ‘doing their bit’ as previously requested by Health Secretary Matt Hancock.

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