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Man Utd leave Premier League to concentrate on Deloitte Football Money League

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Manchester United have announced they are leaving the ‘small potatoes’ English Premier League to concentrate on improving their position near the top of the Deloitte Football Money League, where they have dropped down the rankings.

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Man City goalkeeper criticised for making a cheese fondue during Aston Villa game

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Manchester City’s goalkeeper made the most of his ninety minutes of free time while his teammates absolutely battered Aston Villa.

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VAR either ruining or perfecting football depending on which team you support

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The Video Assistant Referee (VAR) has either killed football stone dead or breathed new life into it, depending on who you ask.

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Far-right rally at Tottenham stadium marred by footballing outbreak

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Racists have vowed to take the “strongest possible action” after their far-right rally was ruined by a football match between Chelsea and Spurs.

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Labour activist’s finger announced as Anthony Joshua’s next opponent

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The index finger of the Labour activist shouting at Matt Hancock’s support team at a Leeds hospital will be the next opponent for World heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua, it has been confirmed today.

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Russian athletes aren’t doping after all, says last surviving member of World Anti-Doping Agency team

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Less than a day after banning Russia’s athletes from international competition, the last surviving member of the Olympic anti-doping commission has staged a remarkable U-turn.

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Seriously ripped Vladimir Putin denies Russian athletes use performance enhancing drugs

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Russian premier Vladimir Putin has angrily denied the use of performance-enhancing drugs by his nation’s athletes, whilst showing off his mad ripped abs this afternoon.

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‘Wenger In’ signs appearing at Emirates after Unai Emery’s sacking

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Famously tolerant Arsenal fans have brought out their ‘Wenger In’ signs to matches after Unai Emery’s sacking for a pathetic start to the season.

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Comical Mourinho Spurs meltdown scheduled for March 2021

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The Tottenham Hotspur board have announced that the inevitable comical Mourinho meltdown has been scheduled for March 2021.

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Jose Mourinho announces first Tottenham signing will be ‘London Routemaster’

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New Tottenham Hotspurs manager Jose Mourinho has told club officials to spare no expense in trying to sign one of London’s Routemaster buses on a long-term contract.

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