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Football star Kyle Walker helping Coronavirus fight by agreeing to 30% cut in sex-worker home visits

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Premier League star Kyle Walker has today come to an agreement with his club to reduce the number of sex workers visiting his house by 30% from next week in order to free up finances to cover the wages of non-playing staff at the club, and also offer a sizeable donation to the NHS.

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Man who wants millionaire footballers to donate wages to help hospices still hasn’t asked millionaire Tory donors to do the same

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Matt Hancock has said it would be a nice idea for millionaire footballers to take a pay cut and give that money to struggling hospices instead, seemingly unaware there are plenty of other millionaires who don’t do that currently.

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Wimbledon 2020 to be replaced with Andy Murray playing Swingball alone in his garden

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With the All England Club set to shut its doors for the duration of the summer, Sir Andy Murray will be streaming his own special lockdown version of The Wimbledon Championships.

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Further football postponements sees desperate Sky Sports secure exclusive rights to Asda CCTV

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After the Premier League has suspended further football matches until the end of April at the earliest, an increasingly desperate Sky Sports has secured the exclusive rights to the nation’s favourite pastime, watching people fight over toilet rolls in a packed supermarket.

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Manchester United fans wondering if a global Coronavirus pandemic could prevent Liverpool winning league

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The deaths of countless millions could well be a price worth paying to stop Liverpool winning the premier league, according to Manchester United fans this afternoon.

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Man City back in Champions League after Sheikh Mansour buys UEFA

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Manchester City’s exclusion from the Champions League has been dramatically lifted today after it has emerged that their owner Sheikh Mansour has bought UEFA in a cash-only deal.

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Rampant consumerism celebrates 54th consecutive Super Bowl victory

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Marketing professionals are celebrating yet another a magnificent victory in yesterday’s Super Bowl LIV, after securing unprecedented levels of coverage for their range of tawdry products.

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BBC apologises for using footage of Billy Ocean in news report of Kobe Bryant’s death

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The BBC has apologised for mistakenly using footage of soul singer Billy Ocean instead of Kobe Bryant during a report on the basketball legend’s death.

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Man Utd leave Premier League to concentrate on Deloitte Football Money League

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Manchester United have announced they are leaving the ‘small potatoes’ English Premier League to concentrate on improving their position near the top of the Deloitte Football Money League, where they have dropped down the rankings.

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Man City goalkeeper criticised for making a cheese fondue during Aston Villa game

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Manchester City’s goalkeeper made the most of his ninety minutes of free time while his teammates absolutely battered Aston Villa.

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