Leading popcorn manufacturers have reported “unprecedented” demand since the government announced the EU divorce settlement, which resulted in a furious reaction from Nigel Farage, Arron Banks and Leave.EU supporters as a whole.
Speaking today, Simon Williams from the Popcorn Manufacturers Association said, “Our members have seen an increase in sales that is unlike anything we have ever seen before.
“It appears to mostly be Remain voters who are buying all this extra popcorn, each customer intent on eating it as they watch the shitstorm amongst Brexiters unfold.”
Popcorn eater, and Remainer Chris Fletcher said, “When I was a kid I used to get so excited knowing I was going to watch a new Star Wars film at the cinema, but the anticipation for this is right up there with that feeling.
“Watching Farage, Banks and the whole Leave.eu fraternity explode, lashing out, calling everyone traitors who have committed the worst kind of treasonous betrayal is just delicious.
“They simply don’t know what to do with themselves. I’m sure there will be an army of mobility scooters on the streets very soon, assuming they can get back in time for Emmerdale.
“I have a comfy chair and I have my laptop. I’m just going to sit myself down and enjoy the show. It’s the best thing I’ve seen since June 2016.
“I may add the odd comment to the Leave.eu facebook page, just to keep the pot boiling, but mostly I will be watching and eating my popcorn. Salted by Brexiter tears of course.”
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