NewsThump is an online satirical newspaper published at newsthump.com by Thump Publishing Limited.
NewsThump uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirised or parodied – or it’s someone we know and have checked they didn’t mind. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Please note that all content on this site is satire or parody, and not intended in any way to be presented as fact.
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Please accept our apologies for any fake news item which may have caused offence. Unless you are just being overly sensitive about it.