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Universal Studios drop first ever cat video hated by the Internet

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Universal Studios has previously achieved the unthinkable, such as bringing dinosaurs to life on screen, making more Fast and Furious movies than there are cars in the world, and now, creating a trailer for Cats – the first-ever cat video to be hated by the internet.

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Furious Labour supporters slam 1987 edition of Top of the Pops for ‘anti-Corbyn bias’

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Supporters of Labour have launched a furious attack on the BBC for a 1987 episode of Top of the Pops which, they say, displayed a clear anti-Corbyn bias.

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Horror ‘fan’ actually just reading plot summaries on Wikipedia

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A man who claims to be a horror film aficionado secretly hates the bloody things and just reads the plots on Wikipedia.

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Fast & Furious movies and spin-offs to be cut short at ‘only fifty films’ reveal producers

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Producers of the bewilderingly popular car-based movie franchise Fast & Furious have indicated that they will be limiting the series and any spin-offs to “only fifty films”.

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Noel Gallagher to release bagpipes album

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The Oasis star’s ‘feud’ with Scottish singer-songwriter Lewis Capaldi may just be a cynical ploy to promote his new album of traditional bagpipe music.

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Satire writers to take day off after Tommy Robinson tries to become asylum seeker

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Writers of humourous mock articles lampooning current events have declared their job was now redundant, following the news that Tommy Robinson was begging Donald Trump to allow him to become a refugee in the USA.

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Desert Island from Desert Island Discs declares independence from UK

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The Desert Island featured in Desert Island Discs has declared independence from the UK saying it wants no part in the current resurgence of British colonialism.

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Not a single person wearing a Joy Division T-shirt has ever listened to Joy Division, finds new study

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A recent study by the University of Croydon’s musicology department has given truth to the popular belief that wearing a top emblazoned with the cover of Joy Division’s 1979 Unknown Pleasures album was a sure sign that you had no fucking clue what it meant.

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Donald Trump unveils statues of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum to celebrate Independence Day

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Donald Trump is making sure everybody remembers the events of the first Independence Day with the unveiling of two new statues to celebrate the lives of the brave heroes who saved the world.

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Full-grown adults getting wound up by the ethnicity of a f*cking mermaid

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The Little Mermaid is to be played by Halle Bailey, and for some unfathomable reason, that’s worthy of some people’s anger.

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