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Liz Truss wakes up in the shower

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Britain’s long-standing soap opera, The Conservative Party, once again stunned audiences with a surreal plot twist whereupon leading character Liz Truss suddenly woke up and realised the previous two disastrous weeks were nothing but a vivid dream.

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Bookies slash odds on Matt Hancock winning Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins as he’s killed more people than the instructors

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With the line-up for the next series of Celebrity SAS having been leaked this week, the former Health Secretary is now the bookies’ favourite to win when it airs in 2023.

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Daily Mail blames Meghan Markle for government’s disastrous tax rate U-turn

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The Daily Mail has predictably found a way to blame Meghan Markle for the government’s embarrassing u-turn on scrapping the highest rate of income tax.

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Liz Truss announces plan to privatise local radio

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Liz Truss has announced plans to privatise the local radio industry, to ensure its more effective operation under the control of a few friendly non-dom billionaires.

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BBC faces accusations of bias for not referring to Government as ‘complete f**king c**ts’

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Once again, the BBC stands accused of bias, this time for not referring to the Government as ‘complete f**king c**ts’ despite the fact that the government are clearly ‘complete f**king c**ts.’

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Darren Grimes cancelled by ‘woke’ GB News “because I’m a 29-year-old white man”

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In another blow to white men struggling to forge careers in the media, Darren Grimes has been craftily cancelled by GB News, just days after Mark Lawrenson suffered the same fate at the hands of the woke BBC.

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Man who doesn’t watch Strictly because ‘dancing is for gays’ furious as show includes two same-sex pairings

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A man who refuses to watch Strictly Come Dancing on television because ‘dancing is just for girls and gays’ is furious this morning as the people continue to laud the fact that the show will have two same-sex couples for the first time.

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Bake off cancelled due to cost of running twelve gas ovens

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The prohibitive cost of running a dozen gas ovens during an energy crisis has meant that this season’s Bake Off has been cut short. The worst has happened – the huge rise in the price of gas has hit the British public where it hurts; Bake Off is no more. “Basically, we blew the series […]

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Adam Levine sent flirty messages to every woman EXCEPT you

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You are the one woman Adam Levine hasn’t spiritually cheated on his wife with, according to reports this morning.

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Man smugly commenting “Who?” on celebrity story has done NOTHING

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A man is today commenting ”who?” on a story involving someone objectively more famous and accomplished than him.

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