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Eight-year-old left in tears after Laurence Fox steals his veganuary joke

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Eight-year-old Jake Williams was left inconsolable today after discovering actor Laurence Fox had used his veganuary joke on Twitter without crediting him.

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Venn diagram of people astonished Harry is leaving, and people who spent two years abusing his wife, is a circle

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The Venn diagram of people who are astonished and angry that Harry is leaving the Royal Family and people who have called his wife a bitch since she arrived is a circle, according to reports this afternoon.

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Material Girl Madonna to open haberdashery and fabric shop

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Popstar and bra-pioneer Madonna has announced that she is to take a break from pop music to open a haberdashery and fabric shop.

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Harry and Meghan’s new titles to be ‘mate’ and ‘love’

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Following the news that Harry and Meghan will no longer use their ‘HRH’ titles, it has been decided that their new titles will be ‘mate’ and ‘love’.

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New series to see Bear Grylls attempt to survive in post-Brexit Britain

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A new Channel Four series will see survival expert and former SAS serviceman Bear Grylls face his toughest challenge yet – attempting to survive in a post-Brexit Britain.

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Bond producers reassure fans that 007 will always be a violent misogynist

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The producers of the James Bond films have confirmed that the secret agent will continue to behave abhorrently towards women.

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Health Secretary Matt Hancock to host new version of Bullseye without any of the targets

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Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, is to present an up-to-date version of eighties game show, Bullseye, without its over-reliance on pointless targets.

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Eggs and Flour announce they are leaving Great British Bake Off

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After Sandi Toksvig announced she will be heading out of the Great British Bake Off door, the main ingredients have sensationally stated they are also leaving the show out of loyalty to the presenter.

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‘Festival of Brexit’ revealed to be a mass deportation of foreigners

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Festival 2022, dubbed “festival of Brexit” will bring a divided nation together and showcase British mass deportation of non-EU Nationals and other foreigners who have fuck all to do with Brexit, it has emerged.

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The Queen to sing new Bond theme in coded message to Harry and Meghan

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Her Majesty Elizabeth II has penned the theme tune to forthcoming Bond film ‘No Time to Die’ – but what does the song really mean?

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