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Shock as Toy Story 4 trailer hints at introduction of sex toy character

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Fans of the Toy Story franchise have been left stunned today after it was revealed that the next instalment will include a new character in the form of a sex toy evidently belonging to Andy’s mother.

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Harry Redknapp’s I’m A Celebrity luxury item revealed to be a chequebook

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Football manager Harry Redknapp will be taking part in this series of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, and has chosen someone else’s chequebook at the luxury item he can’t be without.

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Stan Lee takes up permanent cameo in a billion grateful imaginations

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Stan Lee has died aged 95, taking up his final role in the imaginations of a billion grateful comic book fans whose lives have been immeasurably enriched by his creations.

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Theresa May hit by colossal metaphor as she is involved in car crash in Belgium

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Theresa May has been hit by a gigantic metaphor whilst travelling along what she had been told by advisors would be an easy road through Europe.

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White House staff club together and buy Trump a new house to replace the one he just lost

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Although the President lost one House overnight, well-meaning friends in the White House have bought him a new one so he doesn’t feel too down today.

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New Banksy lends evidence to theory he’s actually The Doctor

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A recent suggestion by The Doctor that she’s actually Banksy has been lent credibility by the appearance of a new piece of stencilled art.

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Victoria Beckham buys all Spice Girls’ reunion tour tickets and isn’t going to watch

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Victoria Beckham has bought up all of the tickets for the Spice Girls reunion and fed them through a shredder.

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David Beckham refusing to give up hope that Victoria will join Spice Girls on tour

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The Spice Girls will reform in 2019 for a stadium tour of the UK and David Beckham is still holding out hope that his wife will join them.

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Four poorest Spice Girls tell followers that what they really REALLY want is some more money

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Eighty per cent of the Spice Girls have made it clear that what they want – what they really, really want – is for their respective bank accounts to look a little healthier.

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Bake Off to move post-watershed for giving young people ‘unrealistic expectations of cake’

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The next series of The Great British Bake Off will be deemed adult viewing after complaints it was distorting perceptions of cake in the minds of impressionable adolescents.

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