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My child is watching Squid Game for the critiques of capitalism and not the blood

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A parent is defending her choice to let her child watch Squid Game.

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Pranksters trick Nigel Farage into finally being interviewed by someone with an IQ higher than a whelk

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Internet jokesters have once again abused the trusting nature of Britain’s foremost xenophobe by luring him into a conversation with an Irish journalist who doesn’t think that seven failed election attempts and a smoking habit makes someone a political titan.

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Sixty cyclists who pedal-powered Coldplay gig yesterday were just trying to get away

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The large group of cyclists who ended up using their pedal-power to generate electricity for an event that featured Coldplay and Ed Sheeran were simply trying to cycle as fast and as far away from the music of Chris Martin as possible, it has emerged.

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Adele’s new album ’30’ to be about really long hangovers and trying to save for a house deposit

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Singer Adele is back after a six-year absence and she’s tackling the issues faced by people in their thirties – such as having a banging headache for three days after a small G&T.

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People claiming that Lazenby was the best Bond should be sectioned, says Royal College of Psychiatrists

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As social media continues to debate who was the best incarnation of Ian Fleming’s iconic spy, the country’s foremost experts in mental health have explained that believing that an Australian y-fronts salesman was the best 007, was a sign of very dangerous pathologies.

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William Shatner steals Blue Origin rocket to search for reborn Leonard Nimoy

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Star Trek actor William Shatner, who is reported to have stolen the Blue Origin rocket he launched in today.

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Comic fan furious after flamboyant superhero wearing extravagant cape and bright red underwear over his trousers revealed to be ‘not entirely straight’

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A comic fan has today announced his extreme disappointment that the new Superman is bisexual, insisting the character should be as straight as they come, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

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Keir Starmer still telling his toolmaker joke

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Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer is still telling his toolmaker joke he used during his conference speech.

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Boris Johnson offers to restore £20 Universal Credit uplift to claimants able to cross a perilous glass stepping stone bridge

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The Prime Minister has today declared that he would be willing to restore the £20 Universal Credit uplift to all claimants who are willing to play a little game for his amusement.

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William Shatner confirms trip to space, intends to sleep with green women whilst he’s there

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William Shatner has confirmed he will travel into space aboard Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin rocket, and says he expects to bone two or three green dancing girls whilst he’s up there.

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