Entertainment

Big Bird revealed as a foot fetishist

Thumbnail image for Big Bird revealed as a foot fetishist

Following speculation that Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie might be a homosexual couple, it has now been claimed that Big Bird is sexually aroused by feet.

Read the full article →

Toad, the ‘mushroom character’ from Mario Kart, to sue over claims he resembles Donald Trump’s penis

Thumbnail image for Toad, the ‘mushroom character’ from Mario Kart, to sue over claims he resembles Donald Trump’s penis

Popular Mario Kart character Toad is to take legal action over claims from porn star Stormy Daniels that he resembles Donald Trump’s strange looking penis.

Read the full article →

Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page

Thumbnail image for Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page

Popular satirical clickbait site FactPunch! has discovered some new and exciting methods to cram even more adverts onto their page, they have announced today.

Read the full article →

Mike Read’s UKIP Calypso to get special collector’s edition reissue

Thumbnail image for Mike Read’s UKIP Calypso to get special collector’s edition reissue

A new special four-disk collector’s edition of Mike Read’s seminal 2014 classic UKIP Calypso is to be released.

Read the full article →

Skripal suspects collaborate with Shaggy to release rap single ‘It Wasn’t Us’

Thumbnail image for Skripal suspects collaborate with Shaggy to release rap single ‘It Wasn’t Us’

Fresh from their brief sightseeing tour of just one town in the UK, the suspects accused of poisoning the Skripals have announced they will be releasing a rap track to further defend their innocence.

Read the full article →

Siberian military exercises “secretly an enormous Russian Furry convention”

Thumbnail image for Siberian military exercises “secretly an enormous Russian Furry convention”

NATO experts reviewing the latest satellite images of recent Russian military exercises have been startled by what appears to be the world’s largest Furry convention.

Read the full article →

Positivity and optimism blaze forth from ‘no deal’ Brexit group launch

Thumbnail image for Positivity and optimism blaze forth from ‘no deal’ Brexit group launch

Britain has been wowed by the optimistic energy displayed by advocates of a ‘no deal’ Brexit who met yesterday.

Read the full article →

“Stop me before I tweet again,” begs emotional Elon Musk

Thumbnail image for “Stop me before I tweet again,” begs emotional Elon Musk

Serial entrepreneur and social media accident waiting to happen Elon Musk has begged friends to take his phone off him whilst he still has a company to lose.

Read the full article →

Woman at festival who declared ‘music is the only drug I need’ in bed by 9.30pm

Thumbnail image for Woman at festival who declared ‘music is the only drug I need’ in bed by 9.30pm

A 31-year-old woman who spent the day telling friends ‘music is my drug of choice’ was discovered asleep in her tent at 9.30pm, it has been revealed.

Read the full article →

Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly sat in private bar together laughing their asses off

Thumbnail image for Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly sat in private bar together laughing their asses off

Two rappers are exchanging high-fives at the absolute blinder they’ve played on the public.

Read the full article →