After research indicated that there is no link between mobile phones and brain cancer, the Daily Mail has been forced to reduce its list of headline carcinogens to just 2,375,251.
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34-year-old Simon Williams has been accused of ‘swank’ after eating a piece of fresh fruit despite not being unwell today.
If anyone’s life is going to be put at risk today, it should be because the NHS is on its knees due to the chronic underfunding over the last twelve years, and not because a greedy ambulance driver wants a pay rise, according to the brains trust this afternoon.
Andrew Bridgen, a Tory MP so bereft of ethical integrity that he was condemned by a judge for lying under oath, has been suspended by the party for spreading dangerous misinformation.
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