The government has confirmed today that so called ‘vaccine passports’ will not become mandatory for all UK adults, until at least next month when of course they will, if you wish to actually leave your house and visit a real life place.
A man has revealed today that he remains very reserved and cautious about the dates for the easing of lockdown, after booking just three immediate holidays for the remainder of the year and only planning six all dayers with his mates from April.
Steve Baker, the leader of the Covid Recovery Group, has hit out at the newly announced roadmap out of lockdown claiming it isn’t nearly fatal enough for the majority of people.
The losing countries in the global race to obtain COVID 19 vaccines were given a brief glimmer of hope that rich nations would help them right until they saw who made that pledge and immediately realised that they were on their own.
As coroners finally print out all the death certificates from December’s disastrous relaxing of the rules, Boris Johnson announced he is willing to once again send thousands of Brits to an early grave so as to look like the saviour of a cherished family holiday.
A can of Coke containing every molecule of Coronavirus on the planet would still be the preferred beverage of choice if Pepsi was the alternative, a study has found.