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Donald Trump calls for Home Alone 2 be renamed ‘The Donald Trump Christmas Extravaganza’

Dystopian US President Donald Trump has called for Home Alone 2 be renamed The Donald Trump Christmas Extravaganza.

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Family completes the annual untangling of the fairy lights

With ten days to go until Christmas, the Williams family have finally completed untangling the damn lights.

Absolutely everyone has received a set of knives in this year’s Labour Party Secret Santa.

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