The leader of the recently-obliterated planet of Alderaan has claimed that despite their catastrophic defeat, the handful of survivors should all take comfort in the fact that they ‘won the argument’ with the Empire.
Donald Trump calls for Home Alone 2 be renamed ‘The Donald Trump Christmas Extravaganza’
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Family completes the annual untangling of the fairy lights
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A man who didn’t exercise his right to vote is now railing against a country which elected a Conservative majority.
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- “Oh good” say nurses, teachers, minimum wage workers and the long-term sick
- Nation saved from honesty, decency, and fairness
- Labour wins huge majority after Diane Abbott recounts the votes
- Jo Swinson to be put in Bagpuss’ shop window with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more
- Labour blames election loss on media reporting things that Jeremy Corbyn did and said
- Boris Johnson rushed to hospital with acute smugness
- “Get me some f*cking jam” demands Jeremy Corbyn
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