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Piers Corbyn emerges as both the worst Piers and the worst Corbyn despite stiff competition

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Tony Blair hails success of Labour’s twenty-year-old programme to rid nation of domestic HGV drivers

Tony Blair has today hailed the success of his education programme to rid the nation of HGV drivers, and insisted the lack of drivers coinciding with Brexit and the end of free movement is nothing more than ‘coincidence’.

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