After the clocks went forward overnight, Simon Williams has begun his biannual three-day routine in which he will tell you the ‘real’ time whenever the time of day is discussed.
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Murderers and rapists, many of them foreign, are sticking two fingers up to Britain’s soft-touch justice system after clocks went forward by one hour.
A small dog has mercilessly mocked a human being for having to clean up the animal’s mess.
The latest figures have shown that the University of Life has once again delivered a graduating class full to the brim with the finest purveyors of racist social media commentary.
An irritating dickhead has caused unease at a wedding by showing up wearing a long black trench coat, a three-piece suit, a chain watch and a flat cap covering a pudding bowl buzz cut that he thinks is dashing but makes everyone else suspect he’s a bit racist on social media.
Following his disastrous testimony in front of the Commons privileges committee, support for Boris Johnson has now fallen to the point that the only people publicly supporting him are the deluded sycophants and simps.
Parents who want classes around LGBT rights stopped on the grounds that they are “confusing” are somehow fine with all of the other confusing shite their children will have hammered into their ears at school.
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