The Supreme Court has this afternoon offered the Prime Minister a much-needed boost by declaring that ignorance of the law IS a defence when you break the law.
Nobody told me keeping my mother’s corpse in the cellar and murdering guests was against the rules, insists Norman Bates
A killer and former owner of the lowest TripAdvisor rated motel in America has claimed that nobody warned them their acts weren’t allowed, according to reports.
Nobody told me it was against the rules, insists Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew has decided his main defence allegations of sex with underage trafficked women is that he didn’t know it was against the rules.
The entire country is yelling at Sue Gray to squeeze the Prime Ministers balls until they burst.
A man who lied to parliament about his knowledge of Downing Street parties has been condemned today by a man who lied to the nation about the way he tests his eyesight.
- The BBC can save a bit of money by ditching Songs Of Praise, agrees nation
- Sue Gray’s interview of Boris Johnson disrupted by loud music and disco lighting
- Nadine Dorries proudly brings a big dog she saved to Downing Street
- Social media addictions cured by timelines becoming 100% Wordle
- BBC averts Licence Fee freeze after commissioning several shows based on Nadine Dorries’ books
- Conservative party gives Boris Johnson yet another last chance
- Nigel Farage furious as nation exerts its sovereign powers to decide who can cross its borders
- Scientists discover positive correlation between proximity to Boris Johnson and daily alcohol consumption
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