There was excitement in the world of medicine at the revelation of new technology that is able to repair faces that have stayed like that after the wind changes. “It’s often a problem with children. They find it amusing to pull funny faces, not knowing the dangers that a sudden change of wind could pose
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New Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party, Lee Anderson, has wasted no time whatsoever in revealing his innermost desires with a call for a return of the death penalty.
Boris Johnson has been spotted chasing Volodymyr Zelensky’s presidential motorcade towards the airport in the desperate hope of getting a nice photo for the album.
My appointment as Deputy Conservative Party chairman has certainly raised a few eyebrows, especially amongst the woke lefties who hate to see a working-class man succeed, but I am here to give you the inside story on how I lived the grifter’s dream and made it to the top of right-wing British politics.
Your mother is worried about you, according to reports this afternoon.
As GB News nears its second birthday, everyone is agreed that it is either the voice our nation desperately needs to counter a media full of social-justice-loving wokerati, or a cess-pit of confirmation bias catering to the worst elements of society in the name of populism.
After the Church of England announced that it would look at whether God should no longer be referred to as a ‘He’, angry people who never go to church have insisted God’s genitals are central to the Christian faith.
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