A man who has been drinking an average of six cans of lager a night, and eight at weekends, since the end of March has revealed today that he cannot wait until tomorrow when he can finally go out for a good drink.
Epstein assassin wearily repacks murder suitcase
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Smokers can’t wait for pubs to reopen so they can spend all night standing outside on their own
A man is looking forward to finally being able to meet up with friends at the pub in order to go and stand outside on his own to have a smoke.
The government has released its ‘green list’ of countries where UK citizens can go on vacation without having to isolate for two weeks on return, as long as they are symptom-free and have stayed in a property owned by the prime minister’s father.
Prosecutors have announced they will be bringing charges of murder against video for the 1979 killing of the radio star.
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