Reform UK has responded to new research showing that ULEZ has helped reverse stunted lung growth in London children by promising to put things right as soon as possible.
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Meta owner Mark Zuckerberg insists his company has never been used to harm a child, despite reports of Hansel and Gretel being lured into his house made of cake.
Free speech champions Reform UK have suspended Tory defector Tim Montgomerie after he made the elementary mistake of assuming the party’s passionate commitment to free speech included speech they don’t like.
The US presidential aircraft Air Force One has signed a brand new sponsorship deal with Huggies, the White House has confirmed.
An alert has appeared on millions of phones across Britain this morning to let everyone know Oasis will be playing the Etihad Stadium next April.
Prime Minister Andy Burnham has announced that he has found a “revolutionary solution” to the UK’s £3 trillion debt problem, after exchanging a series of messages with a Nigerian prince, who says he has a fortune sitting in an account and “just needs a little help getting it out”.
Reform’s announcement to remove PIP and completely restructure the benefit announcement came after the by-election and that’s a complete coincidence, according to reports today.
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