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Nobody told me keeping my mother’s corpse in the cellar and murdering guests was against the rules, insists Norman Bates

A killer and former owner of the lowest TripAdvisor rated motel in America has claimed that nobody warned them their acts weren’t allowed, according to reports.

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Nobody told me it was against the rules, insists Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew has decided his main defence allegations of sex with underage trafficked women is that he didn’t know it was against the rules.

The entire country is yelling at Sue Gray to squeeze the Prime Ministers balls until they burst.

A man who lied to parliament about his knowledge of Downing Street parties has been condemned today by a man who lied to the nation about the way he tests his eyesight.

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Thumbnail image for Nobody told me keeping my mother’s corpse in the cellar and murdering guests was against the rules, insists Norman Bates

Nobody told me keeping my mother’s corpse in the cellar and murdering guests was against the rules, insists Norman Bates

A killer and former owner of the lowest TripAdvisor rated motel in America has claimed that nobody warned them their acts weren’t allowed, according to reports.

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