Andy Burnham to present Donald Trump with tickets to see Oasis at the Etihad
Andy Burnham is set to surprise the US President with tickets to see Oasis at the Etihad it is revealed today.
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President Trump becomes mime due to lack of microphones
President Trump has resorted to becoming a mime after the press pool blackout meant there was a lack of microphones documenting his events.
Oops! Stonehenge only 34 years old
Archeologists and geologists were left red-faced after it was revealed that Stonehenge was only 34 years old, not the 5,000 years old it was previously believed to be.
Frodo and Sam stranded on Mount Doom following air traffic control glitch grounding all eagles
Frodo Baggins and his companion Samwise Gamgee are currently stranded on the side of Mount Doom after an air traffic control glitch grounded eagles across Middle Earth.
Lip readers confirm audio-free Trump was confessing to several sex crimes
Donald Trump was actually confessing to several sex crimes while opening a new heliport.
White House reveals first presenter for new state-run news media channel
The White House has unveiled the first presenter for its increasingly enthusiastic venture into government-approved news, while insisting any similarities to North Korean state television are entirely coincidental.
Government urges Britons to stockpile emergency supplies after gesturing vaguely at *everything*
The government has urged Britons to keep a small stockpile of emergency supplies at home after officials were asked what particular crisis people should be preparing for and responded by gesturing vaguely at everything.
