HBO is to fill the gap in schedules and hold on to audiences left by Game of Thrones by cutting to the chase and making a new series straight-up called Tits and Dragons, according to reports.
Massive EU election conspiracy foiled after Brexit voter uses a pen
A huge and complex rigging of the EU election has fallen apart at the seams thanks to ‘switched on’ Brexit supporters who have discovered the wonder of pens.
Mark Francois denies making throat-slitting gesture, claims insects were stuck in his jowls
Amid growing concern about violence in British politics, the Tory party was forced to deny that the bombastic brexiter Mark Francois made a gesture mimicking a throat being cut towards Theresa May, explaining that he was merely trying to dislodge some insects from the folds of his chins.
Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party bus was surrounded by men carrying milkshakes and iced lattes yesterday, a harrowing ordeal which has inspired the production of a new horror film by a leading Hollywood studio.
Following her dramatic resignation from Theresa May’s cabinet, Andrea Leadsom has travelled east in order to marry a Dothraki horse lord and consolidate her power before launching a campaign to replace Mrs May.
- British given vote on Brussels bureaucrats for first time ever
- Nation left shocked as “heavy-hearted” Andrea Leadsom implies she has a heart
- Huawei’s new phone unveiled as two tin cans and piece of string
- EU elections set to be even more disappointing than Game of Thrones finale
- Bran Stark has milkshake thrown over him by angry members of the Unsullied
- We are having a fourth vote on my deal in case anyone has changed their mind, insists irony-free Theresa May
- Brexit Party to highlight ‘undemocratic’ nature of EU by running in democratic EU election
- Far-right supporters unhappy about milkshake jokes quietly asking themselves ‘Wait, are WE the snowflakes?’
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