The World Health Organisation has defended its decision to appoint the Zimbabwean President as a goodwill ambassador, arguing that you should have seen who he was up against.
Britons facing Storm Brian urged to ‘always look on the bright side of life’
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Horrifying advert claims women bleed actual blood during periods and not a magical blue liquid
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