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‘Shutting up’ Uber drivers’ best chance of getting five stars

Data released by exploitative transport company Uber has revealed that the best technique a driver has to ensure five-star reviews is to shut up.

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Successful A-Level students relax and begin lifetime of exam anxiety dreams

Students who were out last night celebrating their A-level results awoke this morning in a cold sweat after dreaming they were in an A-level exam they were hopelessly underprepared for.

The inspiring leaders of the movement to push back against Brexit and keep Britain in Europe have confirmed that their priority remains to fight amongst themselves over exactly whose in charge of the whole thing.

The government is insisting that a Prime Minister Corbyn would betray the result of the EU referendum and ruin the UK economy – so a bit like a no-deal Brexit then.

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