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0.1% of bacteria not killed by anti-bacterial spray having a right laugh

The tiny fraction of bacteria that cannot be defeated by anti-bacterial spray are having an absolute blast, according to reports.

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Rishi Sunak gets huge boost in Tory heartlands after admitting he diverted money to them from deprived urban areas

Rishi Sunak has taken a massive lead in the Tory leadership race today after footage emerged of him admitting diverting money from deprived urban areas to give it to Tory.

The government has sought to calm fears over the increasingly desperate cost of living crisis by offering advice to have a vast, inherited fortune to ride out the dramatic inflation/recession expected over the coming year.

Full-time pyro-lunatics and occasional musicians Rammstein have announced a plan to prop up the German economy by bankrupting fans across Europe with another tour.

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