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Ireland votes to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse

In a landslide vote yesterday, Ireland has voted for Bishop Brennan to be kicked ‘right up the arse’.

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Disappointment as GDPR won’t prevent mother-in-law from contacting you

Your mother-in-law can still legally annoy the crap out of you despite the introduction of GDPR, millions of disappointed husbands have learned today.

Russian pranksters were left red-faced yesterday after they spent an 18-minute phone call thinking they were playing a joke on a credible, respected politician when, in reality, they were talking to Boris Johnson.

On the day that new laws come into force ensuring that women in Ireland will have full control over their mailbox, the nation is voting on whether this should be extended to include full control over their uterus.

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