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‘I’m glad the government is helping the struggling energy companies’ insists man losing £20 a week in Universal credit

A man about to lose £20 a week in Universal Credit has spoken of his delight at the government’s decision to help the energy companies who made hundreds of millions of pounds in profit last year.

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GB News to boost ratings by unwrapping surprise eggs live on air

GB News is aiming to boost its viewing numbers – which would be described as ‘flagging’, if they weren’t already zero – by having all their presenters unwrap surprise eggs live on telly.

Strictly Come Dancing has tainted the tobacco-chewing, iron-pumping, neat-scotch-drinking world of ballroom dancing.

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Thumbnail image for ‘I’m glad the government is helping the struggling energy companies’ insists man losing £20 a week in Universal credit

‘I’m glad the government is helping the struggling energy companies’ insists man losing £20 a week in Universal credit

A man about to lose £20 a week in Universal Credit has spoken of his delight at the government’s decision to help the energy companies who made hundreds of millions of pounds in profit last year.