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“Now do the rest of them”, nation urges Boris Johnson

After Dominic Cummings leaked a WhatsApp message in which Boris Johnson called Health Secretary Matt Hancock ‘fucking hopeless’, the voting public has demanded that Boris now tell us what he thinks of the rest of his cabinet, before turning his ire towards a mirror.

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Government remains committed to hoping that Grenfell-like fire doesn’t happen again

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Fearless defender of the rights of the common man Simon Williams has struck a blow against totalitarian government by lying to the lady behind the till at his local Tesco this morning.

After Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo dismissively removed bottles of Coca-Cola from the table he was using for a press conference, those inside the lucrative cola industry have insisted that such disrespect can not stand.

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