Nigel Farage has today defended his plan to cut capital gains tax on cryptocurrency, insisting Britain urgently needs to help the sort of struggling billionaire who can barely afford to give him five million pounds.
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Reform UK has unveiled plans to rescue Britain’s economy by ensuring people who cannot work have less money, while people who can afford never to work again get to keep even more of theirs.
Italians are rioting across the country after a tourist decided to order a cappuccino at 11:05am.
After the clocks went back last night, Simon Williams has begun his biannual three-day routine in which he will tell you the ‘real’ time whenever the time of day is discussed.
Johnny Depp is understood to be ‘in a right state’ after receiving an Amber warning from the Met Office app on his phone today.
Northerners have been strongly advised to stockpile at least three days worth of gravy in preparation for natural disasters, cyber attacks or state sponsored terrorism it is revealed today.
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