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Boris treats himself to nice holiday after exhausting fifteen minutes of work in energy meeting

After turning up for fifteen minutes of work at a crunch meeting with energy bosses, an exhausted Boris Johnson has treated himself to a week or so in Greece.

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‘It’s a three-year plan’ insist Manchester United, for the ninth consecutive year

Manchester United have insisted today that their return to Premiership glory is a three-year plan, for the ninth consecutive year.  United, who currently sit bottom of the Premier league after being beaten by both Brighton and Brentford insisted that fans should not panic earlier as the current run of form is all just part of […]

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‘It’s a three-year plan’ insist Manchester United, for the ninth consecutive year

Manchester United have insisted today that their return to Premiership glory is a three-year plan, for the ninth consecutive year.  United, who currently sit bottom of the Premier league after being beaten by both Brighton and Brentford insisted that fans should not panic earlier as the current run of form is all just part of […]

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James Webb telescope provides tantalising glimpse 5 billion years into the past with the first pictures of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s childhood

Nasa has released the first images of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s childhood, thanks to the incredible far reaching photographic capabilities of the James Webb telescope. The James Webb telescope is the largest optical telescope in space, and its infrared capabilities mean it is able to glimpse far into the distance to a time before Earth even existed […]

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Scientists urged to divert attention away from space exploration to create pillow that stays cool all night

Scientists have been urged to put their brainpower to something more critical than the long-term survival of the human race and to solve the mystery of the pillow that won’t stay cool during the night.

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‘When do they go back to school again?’ ask millions of parents

Parents across the UK have politely asked today when it might be that their children can go back to school again as the annual school holidays begin to take their toll.

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‘There is nothing more Tory than profiteering from the supply of a human necessity’ insists Liz Truss

Liz Truss has insisted the excess profits made by energy companies during an energy crisis that is pushing millions of people towards energy poverty is in line with ‘Conservative values’.