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Bitcoin buyers lose a fortune after being scammed by both real and fake Elon Musks

It is now impossible to tell the difference between Elon Musk’s Twitter account and bitcoin scammers pretending to be Elon Musk’s Twitter account, according to reports today.

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Government to tackle surge in India variant by pretending it banned Indian travel when it was told to

The Government has moved immediately to tackle the concerning number of cases of the Indian variant of Covid by pretending that it banned travel from India when every expert in the country told it to.

The Immigration Enforcement Officers who tried and failed to take some Glaswegians out of Glasgow have been remotely throttled by their angry overlord.

A man who claimed that ‘sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’ was left red-faced when he was introduced to puns.

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