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How many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system? Take the test and find out!

The UK has introduced a points-based immigration system designed to keep out the undesirable and admit only those we like and can contribute to post-Brexit Britain – but would YOU make the cut?

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Government urged to implement points-based system for anyone trying to move into the Cabinet

The government has been urged to bring in a points-based system in the hope of preventing low-skilled workers from taking their place in the Cabinet.

Antonio Vivaldi’s Four Seasons concerti will now consist of just two seasons, because that’s all there are these days.

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