The Democratic party has thanked Donald Trump for creating a national emergency so he can fulfil his election pledge to build a wall, as it opens the door for them to declare national emergencies for their own political priorities in future.
Jacob Rees-Mogg stages nude Brexit protest
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Satirical article on Brexit accidentally becomes government policy
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Maybot, the plucky little robot that won a nation’s heart with her lengthy mission to deliver a Brexit deal, has finally expired, delivering a last poignant message that her battery was low and it was getting dark.
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- Northerner living in London keen to let everyone know how cold it is ‘back home’
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