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I thought ‘Up the Ra’ meant ‘drown all immigrants’ admits confused Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage has defended himself today following footage of him on Irish television saying ‘Up the Ra’ as part of a private Cameo message.

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Man who sympathises with Extinction Rebellion glues himself to throne

Prince Charles has said that he completely understands the methods deployed by Extinction Rebellion and has now glued himself to the throne, demanding to be made King.

Amazon is to offer bonuses of up to 15 full extra seconds to go to the toilet during your shift in order to attract staff in the run-up to Christmas.

Neil Hamilton has been announced as this week’s new leader of UKIP as a timely reminder for most people take the bins out, according to reports.

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Newcastle boss Steve Bruce lured to Saudi embassy to ‘discuss transfer window’

Steve Bruce will meet with fifteen loyal associates of Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman at the Saudi embassy later today to “mull over the transfer window”.

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Sixty cyclists who pedal-powered Coldplay gig yesterday were just trying to get away

The large group of cyclists who ended up using their pedal-power to generate electricity for an event that featured Coldplay and Ed Sheeran were simply trying to cycle as fast and as far away from the music of Chris Martin as possible, it has emerged.

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Comic fan furious after flamboyant superhero wearing extravagant cape and bright red underwear over his trousers revealed to be ‘not entirely straight’

A comic fan has today announced his extreme disappointment that the new Superman is bisexual, insisting the character should be as straight as they come, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

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William Shatner steals Blue Origin rocket to search for reborn Leonard Nimoy

An arrest warrant has been issued for Star Trek actor William Shatner, who is reported to have stolen the Blue Origin rocket he launched in today.

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Weather to remain a bit inbetweeny for at least another week

Weather forecasters are predicting that the weather will continue being a bit inbetweeny for at least another week.

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Why won’t Brits pick vegetables for a ridiculously high and completely fictional hourly wage?

The Daily Telegraph is today asking why the nation’s workers are unwilling to take jobs picking fruit and vegetables for a wage that is both very good, and also completely fictional.