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Jeremy Corbyn rules out going into coalition with his own party

Jeremy Corbyn has strongly rejected suggestions that he might enter a coalition with his own party to win an election.

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Global leaders announce plans to hope climate catastrophe sorts itself out

In response to huge climate protests around the world, leaders from all nations have announced plans to hope it all sorts itself out.

A cross-disciplinary research team from the University of Croydon has debunked the common phrase, usually affirmed by a particular sub-group of endurance runners, that crossing the finish line after running 26 miles is somehow better than a squelchy fumble of genitals with an enthusiastic partner.

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