Football supporters could soon be rewarded for decades of improving their behaviour by once again being allowed to drink alcohol while watching matches from the stands.
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The entire UK has voted to send Jacob Rees-Mogg to fight Russia alone, after he said people may need to join the armed services should a future war break out.
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo.
Reform members across the country have taken a break from shouting at hotels and RNLI lifeboat stations to celebrate a mass deportation of undocumented migratory birds.
The UK has once again shown its two-tier justice system hates patriotism after a bank robber was arrested just for waving a Union flag outside the bank he robbed moments earlier.
Donald Trump has used his address to the United Nations to deliver this week’s regularly scheduled threat to completely annihilate Iran, this time from a considerably nicer podium.
Donald Trump has announced that Artificial Intelligence will henceforth be known as “Super Duper Clever Internet Brainboxes”, after deciding the existing name was both confusing and insufficiently exciting.
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