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Man celebrates winning an argument against wife with victorious night on sofa

A local man is planning a victorious night on the sofa after roundly defeating his wife in an argument about chores.

Thumbnail image for ‘Defund the BBC because it’s just propaganda!’ insist people who only watch UK Gold and ITV

‘Defund the BBC because it’s just propaganda!’ insist people who only watch UK Gold and ITV

People who have refused to watch the BBC since Top Gear was cancelled are adamant it should be deprived of public funding because some children’s show featured LGBTQ people, Brexit got criticized, or whatever it is that idiots get angry about these days.

A new podcast called ‘Comedians Remember Things’ has been announced that will feature a variety of different comedians remembering something then remembering something else.

Kirstie Allsopp has interrupted a tour of a house to yell at the owner for working from home and ultimately driving the economy into the toilet.

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Washington NFL team changes name to ‘American Capital City Ball-Throwing Persons’

After a long controversy surrounding the use of the name ‘redskins’, Washington DC’s NFL side has changed their name to the perfectly accurate and offensive-to-no-one ‘American Capital City Ball-Throwing Persons’.

Politics

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Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

Everyone has been left shocked today after the New York attorney general sued to dissolved the NRA, with revelations that an organisation that exists solely to promote weapons of murder was actually run by crooks.

Entertainment

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‘Defund the BBC because it’s just propaganda!’ insist people who only watch UK Gold and ITV

People who have refused to watch the BBC since Top Gear was cancelled are adamant it should be deprived of public funding because some children’s show featured LGBTQ people, Brexit got criticized, or whatever it is that idiots get angry about these days.

World

Thumbnail image for Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

Everyone has been left shocked today after the New York attorney general sued to dissolved the NRA, with revelations that an organisation that exists solely to promote weapons of murder was actually run by crooks.

Technology

Thumbnail image for New podcast ‘Comedians Remember Things’ features comedians remembering things

New podcast ‘Comedians Remember Things’ features comedians remembering things

A new podcast called ‘Comedians Remember Things’ has been announced that will feature a variety of different comedians remembering something then remembering something else.

Science

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People who say ‘let’s agree to disagree’ are wrong and should f*ck off, say scientists

A recent study has confirmed your belief that people who try to end arguments with a pithy phrase about the acceptance of diverging opinions are utter cunts who should never be allowed to speak again.

Education

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Gavin Williamson confident English exam shambles will outclass ‘amateur’ Scottish attempt

English exam boards are secretly scrambling to emulate the dream-shattering triumph of their Scottish counterparts, pulling together a copycat assessment system based on laziness, prejudice, and spitefully arbitrary whimsy.

Business

Thumbnail image for Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

Everyone has been left shocked today after the New York attorney general sued to dissolved the NRA, with revelations that an organisation that exists solely to promote weapons of murder was actually run by crooks.