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‘Unpatriotic saboteurs talking down England’s Ashes chances’ claims fan

England’s Ashes victory could be jeopardised if newspapers continue to report the score, it has been claimed.

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Diane Abbott refuses to back second referendum because she can’t count that far

The Shadow Home Secretary has refused to back a second EU referendum because ‘big numbers like that make her head go funny’ this morning.

Donald Trump has moved quickly to prevent further attacks on American soil by the countrymen of notorious terrorist Hans Gruber.

A company has thought of an inventive new way to alleviate the tedium and cost of maintaining a company pension plan; by setting up a lottery syndicate.

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