Boris Johnson has been filmed entertaining a group of children with a song about buses that deviated from the traditional nursery rhyme known across the world.
Venetian gondoliers now offering romantic boat tours of Venice’s historic rooftops
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Dropped Brexit Party candidates who turned down bribes to withdraw now ‘totally pissed off’
The fallout continues from Nigel Farage’s decision not to stand Brexit Party candidates in Conservative seats, with the new revelation that the axed candidates who had declined Tory offers of peerages and cushy jobs are now feeling rather miffed.
It has become apparent that Dad intends to read out loud every item on the menu before making a decision on what to order.
Simon Williams, a belligerent pub landlord, has resigned as the Brexit Party candidate for South Croydon after political opponents uncovered several of his old Facebook posts praising legendary rocksteady band Toots and The Maytals and also showing an appreciation for Jamaican culture in general.
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