Anthropic boss Dario Amodei has called for a slower pace in the development of artificial intelligence after a naked man with an Austrian accent stole his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.
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Reform UK has promised to end the stranglehold wealthy elites have over British democracy, after two crypto billionaires gave the party £72m to ensure the correct sort of wealthy elites have a stranglehold over British democracy.
Reform UK has welcomed a record £36m donation from a crypto billionaire convicted of breaching US anti-money laundering laws, as part of the party’s ongoing mission to clean up British politics.
Reform UK has claimed the Bayeux Tapestry proves Britain has been failing to tackle the small boats crisis for more than a thousand years, after the historic artwork revealed thousands of fighting-age foreign men successfully crossing the Channel from France and landing on the south coast.
An absent-minded man was left confused and embarrassed when he found himself in a toilet cubicle but couldn’t remember what he’d gone in there for.
AI could kill us all within a decade, but isn’t that meme you just made really funny?
In an effort to keep up with the competition, US tech company Apple have unveiled their first ever foldable CEO.
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