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All eleven Liberal Democrat MPs defect to new Independent Group

The entire parliamentary Liberal Democrat party has defected to the one-day-old Independent Group as it’s already more successful and better known than them.

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Government to punish those who chose to live under a brutal Tory regime by revoking their EU citizenship

Millions of Britons who chose to live in a country under Tory control are to be brutally stripped of their EU citizenship.

The results of a groundbreaking study commissioned by the home secretary Sajid Javid have confirmed that, while teenagers’ raging hormones inhibit their capacity to make reasoned decisions on most subjects until the age of 18, that doesn’t apply to decisions about joining death cults.

In an effort to distance itself from the Windrush scandal, the Home Office has just announced a dramatic shift in how citizenship is granted, moving away from established legal precedent and closer to the gut feeling of frightened old people with poor literacy skills.

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