With continued infighting amongst Remain leaders over who should lead any potential interim government, there was widespread relief at the news that MC Hammer is open to taking on the role of a temporary Prime Minister.
‘Shutting up’ Uber drivers’ best chance of getting five stars
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Successful A-Level students relax and begin lifetime of exam anxiety dreams
Students who were out last night celebrating their A-level results awoke this morning in a cold sweat after dreaming they were in an A-level exam they were hopelessly underprepared for.
The inspiring leaders of the movement to push back against Brexit and keep Britain in Europe have confirmed that their priority remains to fight amongst themselves over exactly whose in charge of the whole thing.
The government is insisting that a Prime Minister Corbyn would betray the result of the EU referendum and ruin the UK economy – so a bit like a no-deal Brexit then.
- Jeremy Corbyn shocks nation by actually doing something
- Delighted A-Level student’s grades set him on path to well-paid, soul-destroying job
- Jokes about drowning teenage girls are hilarious, insist people who had a fit when people made jokes about milkshakes
- Disappointment that Jeremy Corbyn’s plan to prevent a no-deal Brexit doesn’t involve armed insurrection
- Unattractive A* student told to get out of the shot
- Boris Johnson accuses greatest ever example of collaboration of ‘collaboration’
- Worker on zero-hour contract doing one hour a fortnight delighted to be ’employed’
- UK still trying to open sachet of ketchup it decided to use in 2016
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