The Anti-Growth Coalition is an insidious force intent on making us all poorer. But who are they, and is this just something Liz Truss made up this morning while on the loo?
Liz Truss plants pie in hope of growing bigger pie
After telling the nation through the medium or tortuous analogy that the key to prosperity is to ‘grow a bigger pie’, Liz truss has been filmed planting a small pie in her garden safe in the knowledge that under her guidance it will grow into a bigger one. As Tory sycophants lined up to tell […]
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A man has installed a fake thermostat in the hall of his three-bed semi in the hope it will prevent his wife and children putting the heating on any time they ‘feel a bit chilly’.
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- “Get your coat, love – my central heating’s on” becomes UK’s most popular chat-up line
- Fight erupts at Conservative conference after attendee reveals he went to a state school
- Pied Piper called to Birmingham to deal with infestation of rats in blue rosettes
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- “We’ve done the maths – I think we’ll piss it” Liz Truss to call General Election this week
- Labour lead up to 45,612pts in new poll. No wait, 49,827pts. No, 54,289pts
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