The diplomatic rift with France over the Aukus pact has offered President Biden the opportunity to win back the popular support he lost during the fall of Afghanistan by “really nailing” the upcoming war against France.
‘I’m glad the government is helping the struggling energy companies’ insists man losing £20 a week in Universal credit
A man about to lose £20 a week in Universal Credit has spoken of his delight at the government’s decision to help the energy companies who made hundreds of millions of pounds in profit last year.
GB News to boost ratings by unwrapping surprise eggs live on air
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