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Aliens demanding ‘Take us to your leader’ asked if they can come back on Thursday

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Boris Johnson to conduct next live briefing via medium of sea shanty

Boris Johnson is planning to take advantage of the nation’s sudden fondness for sea shanties by singing his way through the next televised briefing to the nation.

Outgoing twice-impeached President Donald Trump is today being likened to Jesus Christ by Republicans after the discovery of a new bible verse in which pussy-grabbing is considered the behaviour of the ‘divine’.

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Boris Johnson to conduct next live briefing via medium of sea shanty

Boris Johnson is planning to take advantage of the nation’s sudden fondness for sea shanties by singing his way through the next televised briefing to the nation.