US scientists hail breakthrough in using pigs to grow bacon
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Faster expansion of the universe blamed on migrants
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Amazon to use sophisticated AI to show you an advert for the thing you’ve just bought faster than ever before
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Man’s Spanish holiday completely ruined after finding out it’s warm and sunny at home
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‘If you want to help people onto the housing ladder you could start by giving £600 a month mortgages to people already paying £1000 a month in rent’ government told
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Distraught Lionel Messi trying to get out of his Inter Miami contract after learning Phil Neville is no longer the manager
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