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Side that absolutely doesn’t need or want this deal still refusing to negotiate further for some reason
The EU is not budging on a deal they neither needed nor wanted in the first place.
Hipster racist into antisemitism before it was cool
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- Theresa May “absolutely delighted to continue with this utter f*cking shambles”
- Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign
- “63% of the vote is not a big enough majority” insist irony-free Brexiters
- Dismay for Jacob Rees-Mogg as he fails to make old lady homeless and unemployed for Christmas
- Jacob Rees-Mogg to release ‘I got 48 letters but the bitch ain’t gone’
- Everyone gets a set of knives in Conservative Secret Santa
- First challenger to Theresa May’s leadership is Lady Incognito
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