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‘BJ the Prime Minister’ now a verb as well as noun

The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also be a verb as well as a noun.

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Professional groper resigns after drunkenly joining Conservatives

Professional groper Simon Williams has today tendered his resignation after having been identified as a Conservative MP in what he has described as a ‘moment of madness’.

As Minister for the orange Trivial Pursuit category, Nadine Dorries has an encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting history. She talked us through some of her favourite memories.

Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been revealed today. 

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The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also be a verb as well as a noun.

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Vladimir Putin admits he’s never felt safer as 5′ 2″ 91-year-old insists he’d take a bullet for him

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Man who got today’s Wordle in two thinks someone gives a shit

A man who got today’s Wordle solution in only two guests seems to be labouring under the illusion that someone, somewhere actually gives a shit.

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Man seemingly determined to out himself as ignorant simpleton after posting chemtrail conspiracy theory

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National Rifle Association calls for ban on ‘schools’

After yet another mass shootings at a US school, the National Rifle Association has insisted that the only way to prevent further tragedies of this nature is to finally implement a ban ‘schools’.

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