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Government to help working parents’ take on more hours’ by increasing number of hours in a day to thirty

The government has vowed to help working parents to take on more hours at work it is revealed today by increasing the number of hours in a day to thirty from next week. 

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Finland has more than enough tractors to defeat a Russian tank invasion, confirms NATO

NATO are set to allow Finland to join their alliance, after calculating that they probably wouldn’t need military support in the event of a Russian invasion anyway.

People struggling with the cost of living crisis should just move to a job that pays better wages, according to safeguarding minister and wise economic sage Rachel Maclean.

Boris Johnson, Prime Minister and serial law-breaker, has finally admitted exactly why the so-called ‘oven-ready’ Brexit deal he agreed to was so bad.

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