Offending people isn’t actually a skill, according to reports this afternoon.
Terry Jones moves on to something completely different
Terry Jones, 77 has died, meaning that he’s about to find out if the Messiah really is a very naughty boy.
Harry and Meghan stunned to discover that paparazzi wankers exist in other countries too
Harry and Meghan have been alarmed and disappointed to learn that amoral paparazzi shits aren’t just a dismal feature of public life in England, but they can be found elsewhere too.
Concerned fans of piss-poor lager have been reassured that their health is at no risk from drinking the beer, or at least no more than usual.
The nation is awash with excitement at the prospect of forgetting all about Laurence Fox.
- Plans to hang EU flag on Dover cliffs shows Remainers can be just as twattish as Leavers
- Harry and Meghan to run for Labour leadership in last-ditch attempt to shake off media interest
- To tackle climate change you just need a good guy with some extreme weather, insists Donald Trump
- New study reveals other queue definitely moving faster
- Laurence Fox upset by plans for Bollywood sequence in the remake of Zulu
- Sexual tension between ‘woke leftists’ and ‘free-speech extremists’ on verge of bubbling over
- Man chastised for not remembering where his wife left her purse
- Eight-year-old left in tears after Laurence Fox steals his veganuary joke
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