Shark Simon Williams has spoken of his relief at surviving a potentially life-threatening encounter with New Zealand surfer, Nick Minogue.
How many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system? Take the test and find out!
The UK has introduced a points-based immigration system designed to keep out the undesirable and admit only those we like and can contribute to post-Brexit Britain – but would YOU make the cut?
Government urged to implement points-based system for anyone trying to move into the Cabinet
The government has been urged to bring in a points-based system in the hope of preventing low-skilled workers from taking their place in the Cabinet.
Antonio Vivaldi’s Four Seasons concerti will now consist of just two seasons, because that’s all there are these days.
Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will visit flood-hit areas of the country just as soon as he’s completed Pokemon Sword.
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- Man celebrates winning argument against wife with victorious night on sofa
- UK introduces Eurovision-style points-based system for immigration
- Under-fire Boris Johnson praying Meghan Markle does something slightly controversial soon
- Katie Hopkins suddenly keen to avoid everyone judging a whole group because of the actions of one lone murderer
- Prince Andrew celebrating 60th birthday with ‘quiet one’ at Woking Pizza Express
- Priti Patel to deport her own parents under tough new Immigration Points System
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