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Boy accused of breach of protocol ‘publicity stunt’ for accusing Emperor of ‘nudity’ during Imperial fashion parade
Dean Valet, a young boy known for his observation skills, has caused a furore by using terms prohibited when discussing sartorial arrangements of monarchs and has been accused by many of deliberately creating a media storm to raise his profile among his peers.
We call Boris Johnson a liar every day, where’s our media exposure?
That Boris Johnson lies as easily as he breathes is a universally acknowledged fact; right up there with the Earth orbiting the Sun, two plus two equaling four, and Coldplay being a morose and vastly overrated band, led by the dullest front-man ever.
Boris Johnson has insisted today that he is not a liar in any way shape or form, which is of course a lie, thus proving that he is a liar.
Repeated lying to fellow MPs and the British public by the Prime Minister has resulted in his nose now being visible from space.
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