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Daniel Craig to return as James Bond after failing to win role of Nigel Farage in Brexit movie

Daniel Craig has told reporters he only agreed to return as James Bond after producers told him he had not won the role of Nigel Farage in the upcoming Brexit movie.

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Ric Flair kicks out of death at two count

Ric Flair has sat up and started talking just when everyone thought death had him pinned.

MP Zac Goldsmith, who might currently be in the Conservative Party, has risked all to highlight how international terrorism was made possible by teenagers who just read Animal Farm and gaunt ex-hippies who talk about Thatcher a lot.

Following his dramatic dismissal from the White House, ex-chief strategist Steve Bannon has announced that he intends to take some time to work on achieving his life-long ambition of sucking his own cock.

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