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Jacob Rees-Mogg stages nude Brexit protest

In response to nude protests by anti-Brexit campaigners, Jacob Rees-Mogg has revealed all this morning to reassure voters that they have nothing to fear from going WTO – Without Trousers On.

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Satirical article on Brexit accidentally becomes government policy

Editorial staff at FactPunch, a popular spoof news website, became part of the very events they mock as a piece satirising the UK’s Brexit travails has been revealed to be the cornerstone of the government’s negotiation strategy.

Maybot, the plucky little robot that won a nation’s heart with her lengthy mission to deliver a Brexit deal, has finally expired, delivering a last poignant message that her battery was low and it was getting dark.

After thirty years of asking if there is ‘something I should know’, Duran Duran have finally accepted that there is nothing.

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After thirty years of asking if there is ‘something I should know’, Duran Duran have finally accepted that there is nothing.