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Side that absolutely doesn’t need or want this deal still refusing to negotiate further for some reason

The EU is not budging on a deal they neither needed nor wanted in the first place.

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Hipster racist into antisemitism before it was cool

A hipster racist has criticised many antisemites as ‘just being trendy,’ and claims he was into it long before it was cool.

Kleptomaniacs have been reminded that there are only twelve more shoplifting days until Christmas ensuring even the pickiest of thieves pulls his finger out.

Fans expecting to see Yondu return from the dead in Mary Poppins Returns have been left bitterly disappointed after studio bosses inexplicably failed to include the popular character.

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Southampton cancel Sunday’s match with Arsenal because they don’t fancy losing

Southampton FC has announced that it has cancelled the match against Arsenal scheduled for Sunday because they will almost certainly lose and apparently, this sort of thing is fine now.

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‘Mary Poppins Returns’ slammed for failing to include Yondu

Fans expecting to see Yondu return from the dead in Mary Poppins Returns have been left bitterly disappointed after studio bosses inexplicably failed to include the popular character.

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‘Mary Poppins Returns’ slammed for failing to include Yondu

Fans expecting to see Yondu return from the dead in Mary Poppins Returns have been left bitterly disappointed after studio bosses inexplicably failed to include the popular character.

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Everyone knows your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet

With the news that over 500 million Marriot customers have had their accounts hacked, it has been confirmed that literally everyone on the planet now knows the name of your first pet and your mother’s maiden name.

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UN apologises after host asks Sir David Attenborough if he can twerk

The UN has apologised to Sir David Attenborough after he was asked by the host at a UN climate change conference a host if he could twerk.

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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge

The top eight public schools in the country are overjoyed that news outlets have decided to show just how much their exorbitant fees are worth it when it comes to getting pupils into Oxford and Cambridge.

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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house

The millions spent by supermarket chains on Christmas advertising is proving successful at making sure customers continue to shop in the same places they do every single week.