An online satire site has today received its one-millionth comment along the lines of ‘this is not satire’, after it was posted on the site’s Facebook page.View article >
Terror suspect Daniel Khalife has insisted today that he is not guilty of trying to escape from prison, after embarrassingly tripping up and falling under a van before becoming stuck until it exited the prison.
The government is facing an environmental catastrophe as thirty million British households look to dispose of at least five plastic wheelie bins they no longer need.
After the government announced an end to things such as a ‘meat tax’ and the need for ‘7 recycling bins’, researchers have revealed that the only people giving them credit are borderline simpletons.
As news emerged that the NFT market has all but collapsed, leaving millions of NFTs effectively worthless, a man who spent all of his life savings on NFTs, convinced they would make him rich, has struggled to get his energy supplier to accept a jpeg of an ape as payment for his gas bill.