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Britons facing Storm Brian urged to ‘always look on the bright side of life’

Still reeling from the wake of Storm Ophelia, a battered Britain bracing itself for Storm Brian has been told by the Met Office, “Always look on the bright side of life”.

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Horrifying advert claims women bleed actual blood during periods and not a magical blue liquid

Following the airing of the new Bodyform advert, men across the country have been shocked to learn that women regularly bleed actual blood out of their vaginas, rather than a charming blue liquid.

A man has told of his disappointment at receiving little credit for not sexually assaulting any women during his life.

A violent Everton fan’s life ban from Goodison Park is a blessing in disguise, it has emerged.

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At a working dinner for the EU council, Theresa May begged the 27 leaders to give her something she could use to “make the curtain-twitchers believe they’ve got one up on Johnny Foreigner”.

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Britons facing Storm Brian urged to ‘always look on the bright side of life’

Still reeling from the wake of Storm Ophelia, a battered Britain bracing itself for Storm Brian has been told by the Met Office, “Always look on the bright side of life”.

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Robert Mugabe made ‘Goodwill Ambassador’ because it was either him or Katie Hopkins, say WHO

The World Health Organisation has defended its decision to appoint the Zimbabwean President as a goodwill ambassador, arguing that you should have seen who he was up against.

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Robert Mugabe made ‘Goodwill Ambassador’ because it was either him or Katie Hopkins, say WHO

The World Health Organisation has defended its decision to appoint the Zimbabwean President as a goodwill ambassador, arguing that you should have seen who he was up against.

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Scumbag state school students still somehow getting places at Oxbridge, complain posh people

State school pupils are still somehow getting around 20% of places at Oxford and Cambridge Universities, despite constant attempts by the Conservative Party to limit their chances.