Changes to Britain’s immigration system since leaving the European Union will stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.
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Tory leadership favourite and maniac Liz Truss has announced a bold new plan to grant all Tory Party members ‘first dibs’ on the contents of any and all charity collection boxes. “It is one of the great scandals of our time that the contents of charity collection boxes go to charities,” explained the Foreign Secretary […]
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