Politics

Brexiters demand future negotiations be carried out in railway car near Compiegne, France

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Brexit supporters have demanded that future negotiations with the EU regarding Brexit are carried out in a Railway Car near Compiegne, France.

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Confused Plan B to be presented to Parliament

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Plan B is wondering why Theresa May has asked him to come round at about three o’clock this afternoon as he doubts it’s to discuss the hip-hop scene, according to sources.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg asks his LBC listeners which race of boy makes the best chimney sweep

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Jacob Rees-Mogg has a new radio show on LBC, and will be discussing with his audience the important issues of the day.

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Saturn’s rings revealed to be much younger than Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Saturn’s spectacular rings have been revealed to be much younger than Tory backbench MP Jacob Rees-Mogg.

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Continued existence of Chris Grayling leads to concern that human evolution is broken

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Scientists have expressed concern that the continued existence of Transport Minister Chris Grayling could indicate that human evolution is no longer working properly.

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We are having a second vote on my deal in case anyone has changed their mind, insists irony-free Theresa May

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Theresa May has announced a second vote on her Brexit deal to be held on 29th January, defending the decision to hold another vote by saying it’s perfectly possible for people to change their minds on a major decision in a two week period.

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Mexico to spend $5billion on border stairs

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Mexico has achieved the near-impossible task of outwitting Donald Trump.

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Theresa May tries to sway Jeremy Corbyn with enormous jar of homemade jam

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Theresa May is pulling out all the stops in her quest for cross-party Brexit consensus.

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Theresa May launches range of non-stick pans

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Theresa May is to launch her own range of pans to capitalise on the fact that no matter what, nothing whatsoever seems to stick to her.

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Nigel Farage’s guide to using private planes but not being part of the establishment elite

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Nigel Farage has today reiterated his ‘man of the people’ credentials by publishing his guide to avoiding being part of the establishment elite.

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