Politics

Anti-Brexit petition signed by three-million means nothing, insists man who proudly organised pro-Brexit march for three-dozen

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As three million people signed a petition asking the government to rescind Article 50, Nigel Farage has said the views of those people can be easily dismissed because he currently has about forty people walking to London with the opposite opinion.

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Hundreds of Brexit gagging orders necessary to stop you getting too excited about our wonderful no-deal preparation, insists Government

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The government has put in place hundreds of gagging order on the businesses and organisations they’ve contracted with as part of their no-deal preparation, purely because they are worried people will get too excited when they realise how brilliant it’s going to be.

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Jeremy Corbyn storms out of key Brexit meeting due to ‘intolerable presence’ of Jaffa cakes

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A slow media storm has been brewing over reports that Jeremy Corbyn walked out of a crucial Brexit meeting with Theresa May and other party leaders, explaining that he had specifically agreed to come for tea and biscuits and that the presence of Jaffa cakes was an ‘insult to Labour voters’.

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Man who spent two years saying ‘we’re leaving on 29th March so suck it up snowflake’ eerily quiet this morning

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A man who has spent every Brexit discussion for the last two years telling everyone they need to get over it because we’re leaving the EU on 29th March 2019 has this morning gone very quiet.

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Cersei Lannister uses TV address to tell Westeros peasants “I’m on your side”

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Ruthless dictator Cersei Lannister has assured the peasants of Westeros that she is ‘on their side’.

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Instead of telling us what we think about Brexit maybe you should try asking us, nation tells Theresa May

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After being told how they feel about Brexit by an increasingly out-of-touch prime minister, voters at home have insisted the best way of finding out how someone feels is to ask them.

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Theresa May addresses nation to tell voters that MPs keep being mean to her

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Theresa May has spoken to the nation to say that MPs are being mean to her and keep voting down her deal with the EU.

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‘A second referendum would be undemocratic, plus we don’t have sufficient funds to cheat again’ insists Vote Leave

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Vote Leave and Leave.EU have stated that a second referendum would not only be undemocratic, but that rigging it would not be financially viable for them

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