Boris Johnson has defended his decision to call in favours to borrow £800k, insisting he needed to borrow the money to make sure all of his children had a new toothbrush.
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The Tories have recently made a habit of blaming their dismal failures on non-identifiable groups who coincidentally have the means and motivation to thwart them at every turn – and they show no signs of stopping now!
Rishi Sunak has insisted today that he is not on strike, despite doing literally nothing.
My economic plan for this country was a work of genius, and the only reason we are not reaping the rewards today is because the financial markets are run by communists and leftist ideologues.
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