Science

Jet engine developers condemned for potentially bringing Australians ‘within four hours of the UK’

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There has been widespread outcry across Britain over the weekend, following an announcement that a super-fast engine, which could reduce flight times between Sydney and London to around four hours, is due to undergo key tests.

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Climate change protesters prepare to bicycle home

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After a busy day protesting in Parliament Square, climate change protesters were tonight preparing to hop on their bikes and pedal home across the country to enjoy the weekend ahead.

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Brexiter fantasist enjoying final 24 hours of pretending no-deal Brexit is happening

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Brexit supporter and enthusiastic fantast Simon Williams is enjoying his final day of pretending that the UK is leaving the EU with no deal on the 29th March.

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New study shows that the dinosaurs were wiped out by starvation, due to Dexit

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Scientists studying the site of a meteorite strike on Earth 66 million years ago, which destroyed the dinosaurs, have revealed that they have found a number of prehistoric, dino-polling stations in the rock.

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Man who kept wearing shorts ‘insufferably smug’ after Britain experiences warmest winter day ever

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A man who has worn shorts all winter is insufferably smug today, we can report.

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Theresa May to retreat to burrow to slough off winter skin

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With snowdrops appearing on the ground and a pleasant warmth in the air, it can only mean that Spring has arrived and the time has come for Theresa May to retreat to her burrow and slough off her winter skin.

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‘Cruel’ scientists criticised for body-shaming ‘giant’ bee

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A bee as spoken out against scientists who cruelly described it as ‘giant’ despite being only 4cm long.

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Mars rover Opportunity’s last words were “suck it, nerds”

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The Mars rover, known as Opportunity, has sent its last message.

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Donald Trump claims global warming is a hoax after spotting frost on White House lawn

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US President Donald Trump has insisted global warming is a hoax after a looking out of his bedroom window to see frost on the White House lawn.

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Saturn’s rings revealed to be much younger than Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Saturn’s spectacular rings have been revealed to be much younger than Tory backbench MP Jacob Rees-Mogg.

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