Asteroid set for near miss with moron-infested planet
Asteroid 2023 BU looks set to dramatically survive a near-miss with ‘Earth’, a planet well-known for carrying dangerously high levels of morons.
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Volcano fire can’t melt gold rings, insists Sauron truther
The fall of the dark tower of Barad-Dur was an ‘inside job’ carried out to justify oppression of the orcs, according to noted ‘3/Age Truther’ Simonwise Williams.
Archaeologists discover Jazz mag in hedge
Archaeologists have revealed that they have discovered an ‘adult magazine’ in a hedgerow in Colchester that pre-dates the Internet by several years.
US scientists discover that chimps lack an ‘innate sense of capitalism’
Researchers from the fiscal chimp centre at Emory University have failed to find capitalism coursing through the brains of our ancestors.
