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Bruce Willis spotted aboard Nasa Dart rocket holding industrial sized drilling equipment

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Bruce Willis was spotted aboard Nasa’s Dart rocket it has been revealed today, holding some large industrial-sized drilling equipment along with a group of other misfits as it blasted off from the earth.

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‘I just make most of this stuff up to be honest’ admits Professor Brian Cox

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Professor Brian Cox has revealed today that he ‘just tends to make shit up’ when it comes to massive numbers and facts about the universe. Speaking about his popular BBC documentary Universe, Professor Cox, who is actually a musician and does physics for a laugh revealed most of the ‘facts’ and information in the programme […]

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COP26 rebrands ‘Climate Change’ as ‘Naked Climate Change’ to promote greater climate engagement

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The COP26 delegates have agreed to a radical new proposal to rebrand ‘Climate Change’ as ‘Naked Climate Change’ in order to generate greater public interest.

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Man who crept into Mike Graham’s garden to replace small lump of concrete with slightly larger one every time it rained nominated for Turner Prize

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After Mike Graham humiliated himself on Talk Radio yesterday by claiming that concrete ‘grows’ as an alternative to trees, the man responsible has claimed it was all part of an elaborate art installation.

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Anti-vaxxer showing photos of dead bodies to children at school gates still confident he’s ‘the good guy’

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An anti-vaxxer who spent this morning shouting at children and showing them photos of dead people has today insisted he is definitely one of the good guys.

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Weather to remain a bit inbetweeny for at least another week

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Weather forecasters are predicting that the weather will continue being a bit inbetweeny for at least another week.

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Blue Origin crew concerned by new uniforms ahead of Shatner space flight

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New uniforms issued to the crew of Amazon’s Blue Origin rocket have led to concerns being expressed about what Jeff Bezos thinks might be going to happen.

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Pro-vaxxer who caught Covid found alive and well

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A prominent pro-vaxxer has today been found alive and well, much to the surprise of absolutely no one with any common sense.

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Man who doesn’t trust vaccines currently swallowing handfuls of horse dewormer he ordered off the Internet

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Reports are emerging of a Covid-denying vaccine sceptic who is swallowing handfuls of horse dewormer that he ordered on the Internet to ward off a disease he doesn’t even think is that serious.

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Standard model of physics to be rewritten after cat breaks speed of light travelling from the settee to an opening fridge door

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Physicists around the world have conceded the standard model is irretrievably broken after local cat Mister Shufflebottom exceeded the speed of light travelling between the sitting room and an opening can of food.

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