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Met Office hoping that £1.2 billion investment in new supercomputer delivers more than ’42’

The Met Office will be hoping for something considerably more tangible than “42” after newly appointed business secretary, Alok Sharma, announced a spend of £1.2 billion pounds on a new weather supercomputer.

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Tuesdays ‘awful’ finds new report

A long-running study has found that Tuesdays are utterly hateful.

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Storm Brendon set to cause chaos: is it Meghan’s fault?

Storm Brendon is expected to make landfall on Great Britain today bringing travel and infrastructure chaos and experts are suggesting that this first named storm of the year could be the fault of Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.

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Hopes rising that Jacob Rees-Mogg has returned to the late nineteenth century

Police investigating the whereabouts of Jacob Rees-Mogg believe he may have returned to the century from which he came, it has emerged.

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World leaders confident they will be able to ignore climate study endorsed by 11,000 scientists

World leaders led by Donald Trump are confident they will be able to successfully ignore a new study that declares Climate change to be a ‘clear and unequivocal’ emergency.

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Homeopathic research institute unable to tell which test group took the placebo

Disaster struck ongoing attempts to prove the efficacy of homeopathic remedies today after researchers forgot which of the test groups took the placebo.

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Climate change ‘written off as a hoax’ as weather finally does what it’s supposed to at this time of year

The weather has actually become autumnal, which means climate change is officially a hoax.

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Global leaders announce plans to hope climate catastrophe sorts itself out

In response to huge climate protests around the world, leaders from all nations have announced plans to hope it all sorts itself out.

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Habitable planet absolutely shitting itself after being discovered by humans

Planet K2-18b, which scientists say contains water and gases compatible with the presence of life, is said to be ‘absolutely cacking it’ at having been spotted by the notorious ‘human race’.

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