As the festive season approaches, people across social media are today insisting “this is a Christian country” despite the fact the last church service they attended was for their nan’s funeral.
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A group of self-proclaimed British patriots, long vocal about their anti-immigration stance, has demanded the Elgin Marbles be immediately ‘sent back to Greece’ after discovering that these ancient artefacts were brought to the UK “illegally on a small boat” by the Earl of Elgin in the early 19th century.
Official statistics have revealed that the battle to save Christmas is starting slightly earlier each year.
Local conspiracy theorist Captain-Lord Simon ffortesque Williams III prevents the powers that rule this world from taking over his mind with a tinfoil top hat, he has revealed.
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