“I admire them, but I wouldn’t want to spend eternity with Brexiters” insists Satan

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Following European Council President Donald Tusks comment that there is a “special place in hell” for “those who promoted Brexit without even a sketch of a plan of how to carry it safely”, Satan has responded by saying they are not welcome in Hell.

Speaking to reporters Satan AKA Beelzebub said, “I have been following Brexit with interest and have been particularly surprised and intrigued at how seemingly idiotic and devious individuals have been able to start the process of national destruction in the UK.

“It is a process quite close to my black heart, however, I can assure you the notion that these individuals will eventually be welcomed with open arms into my domain is quite wrong.

“We run a tight ship here in Hell and a lot of the success of what we do is based on the efficiency gained from well laid out rules and procedures. I do admire them, but I really don’t want those Brexit campaigners coming down here screwing it all up.

“It may be that a new circle of Hell is created especially for them to inhabit, sharing the customs of the current 9 circles union, but outside of it. I am not sure how this is going to be possible but I am hoping to learn some lessons from Jeremy Corbyn.

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“However, there is a small issue in that somehow the border between the 9 circles and this new one will need to be managed, but as far as I am aware there is no technological solution available.”