A man who was talking really loudly to his Ring Doorbell app on his phone has quite rightly been given a whole life term to be served in a maximum security prison.
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A man capable of finding a way to link any problem in society to the small boats crisis has been left bereft after learning that the only thing preventing a technical recession in the UK is net migration.
Cadbury’s will not be releasing any Easter eggs onto shelves this year.
Train companies have announced the new list of excuses for delays to services during the coming season, including weird smell, ugly hats, a bee on the line, ennui, and an unstable black hole.
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