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Dads nationwide to squeeze every last drop out of Rishi Sunak’s meal deal

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Everybody’s dad has got the calculator out in anticipation of getting a cracking deal at a restaurant.

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Man about to be made redundant breathes huge sigh of relief, as half price cheeky Nando’s announced for August

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A man just days away from being made redundant has breathed an enormous sigh of relief today after learning he can now go out for a half-price meal that he can’t afford, on a Tuesday night in August.

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Benevolent Facebook algorithm bestows bounteous reach upon humble satirical news article

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Benevolent social media giant Facebook has today granted bountiful reach to an article by a semi-popular satirical news outlet.

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BooHoo praised for raising social awareness of Black Lives Matter by introducing slavery to its supply chain

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Online fashion retailer and company that named itself after how feeling everyone has after watching one of their ads, BooHoo, have been widely praised for their effort to support the ongoing Black Lives Matter movement after it was confirmed that they had introduced modern slavery to their supply chain across the UK.

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Government unveils £1.5bn support package for Mrs Brown’s Boys Live

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Leaders in the Arts industry are today breathing a sigh of relief as the government has announced it will grant a £1.5 billion rescue package to Mrs Brown’s Boys ‘D’Live Show’.

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Smokers can’t wait for pubs to reopen so they can spend all night standing outside on their own

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A man is looking forward to finally being able to meet up with friends at the pub in order to go and stand outside on his own to have a smoke.

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Man in pub sitting obediently at safe social distance actually just four pints from hugging strangers at the urinal

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As pubs across the country get ready to reopen under new social distancing guidelines, everyone has been reminded how obedient drunk people are when it comes to sticking to the rules of good behaviour.

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Gary Lineker’s small band of mercenaries sneak Walkers’ crisps out of Leicester

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Gary Lineker is determined that the world should not live without Walkers’ crisps.

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Man breaks personal best by only logging in to amend his online supermarket order 92 times

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An incredibly organised man broken his personal after logging back in to change his online grocery shop on a mere ninety-two occasions.

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Straightforward work question turns into epic email trail involving seventeen people AGAIN

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A seemingly simple work question has taken up half of a company’s resources.

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