Father Christmas reportedly took advantage of a 50% discount on SatNavs and LED headlights at his favourite online retailer, the result of which has left his most famous reindeer facing a bleak Christmas.
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A woman is celebrating this afternoon after securing a 25% discount on a product she didn’t need, and the fact that it only cost her 50% of her day looking for it.
People shopping for “amazing deals” this weekend have been reminded that they are not, in fact, beating the system.
A man capable of finding a way to link any problem in society to the small boats crisis has been left bereft after learning that the only thing preventing a technical recession in the UK is the strong net migration figures.
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