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Everyone shocked that organisation which exists solely to promote weapons is run by crooks

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Everyone has been left shocked today after the New York attorney general sued to dissolved the NRA, with revelations that an organisation that exists solely to promote weapons of murder was actually run by crooks.

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Kirstie Allsopp berates homeworker for letting nation down while showing viewers around their house

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Kirstie Allsopp has interrupted a tour of a house to yell at the owner for working from home and ultimately driving the economy into the toilet.

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IT department to be relocated to muddy hole in field

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An IT department is to be relocated to a small muddy hole in a nearby field as part of an innovative new cost-cutting exercise.

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Surgeons celebrate as investment banker fitted with world’s first artificial conscience

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British surgeons are celebrating a major breakthrough in medical science after successfully fitting an investment banker with the world’s first artificial conscience.

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Donald Trump continues pledge to rid America of Barack Obama’s influence by taking US economy back to pre-Obama levels

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As the United States recorded it’s worst quarterly economic performance since the Second World War, Donald Trump has hailed his administration for getting the economy back to a place that looks like Barack Obama’s eight years in charge never even happened.

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Government to tackle obesity in UK by giving nation 50% off at Pizza Hut throughout August

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The government has today confirmed its commitment to tackling obesity in the UK, by reminding us that there is 50% off, Pizza Hut and Burger King throughout August.

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Woman slams dramas available on ‘Zoom’ for poor plot and effects

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A woman has taken to social media to express her disappointment with the films available on popular new video app – Zoom.

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Return to work to help the country, say MPs not returning to work to help the country until September

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The government has urged the nation to continue to return to the workplace again this week to help to fight the on-going economic and health crisis the country faces due to the coronavirus pandemic, just as they head off for several weeks of holiday until September.

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M&S employees promised ‘not just any redundancy’

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With the news today that a number of Marks and Spencer shops are to cut 950 jobs in store management, senior officials have assured staff that their redundancy will be something special.

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Pizza Express to shut down more than seventy-five sex offender alibis

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UK nonces are reeling from the news that one of their favourite hangouts is to close more than seventy of its venues.

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