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Prince Andrew demands Sue Gray decide if he’s guilty or not

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Prince Andrew has demanded that Sue Gray decides if he is guilty or not in his upcoming trial in the US later this year.

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NATO on ‘heightened alert’ as escalating conflict between Taylor Swift and Damon Albarn heads towards war

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NATO has issued stern warnings to both Taylor Swift and Damon Albarn as tensions continue to rise between the pair.

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Boris Johnson asks Vladimir Putin if he can bring his invasion of Ukraine forward to this week please

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The British Prime Minister has had an urgent call with the Russian president this morning to urge him to invade Ukraine as soon as possible.

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War imminent after frontline Russian troops given list of Ukraine’s five most beautiful cathedrals

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Ukraine and Russia edged one step closer to war after multiple intelligence sources confirmed that Russian troops massed on the border were being taught to unconvincingly extol the beauty of the golden dome of St Sophia Cathedral.

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Vladimir Putin hospitalised with laughing fit after stern Liz Truss urges him to ‘step back’ from Ukraine

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President Putin has been rushed to hospital after collapsing from laughter following Liz Truss’s stern warning that he should ‘step back’ his military activity on the Ukrainian border.

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Gone, like a bat out of hell

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Meatloaf was gone when the morning came today, and all the words have gone out of my mouth.

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Bat Out of Hell roars into heaven on a silver black phantom bike

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Meat Loaf has rocked up in heaven on a motorbike this morning.

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Tommy Robinson not that fussed about going to the Vatican to report on all the Catholic paedophiles

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Far-right investigative shouter and convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson has claimed that paedophiles inside the Catholic church are much better than the Muslim ones.

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Serbia retaliates against Novak Djokovic deportation by expelling two kangaroos from Belgrade zoo

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After days of speculation around Serbia’s response to Australia deporting Serbia national Novak Djokovic, they have finally retaliated by expelling two kangaroos from Belgrade zoo.

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Nigel Farage furious as nation exerts its sovereign powers to decide who can cross its borders

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Nigel Farage has this morning been left distraught after the sovereign nation of Australia used its sovereign powers to decide who can and can’t cross its borders.

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