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Trump condemns audience for chanting ‘send her back’ not ‘send them back’

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Donald Trump, US President and twice winner of the coveted Racist Sex-Pest of the Year award, has condemned the audience at one of his recent fascist rallies for chanting ‘send her back’ when they should have been chanting ‘send them back.’

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Universal Studios drop first ever cat video hated by the Internet

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Universal Studios has previously achieved the unthinkable, such as bringing dinosaurs to life on screen, making more Fast and Furious movies than there are cars in the world, and now, creating a trailer for Cats – the first-ever cat video to be hated by the internet.

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Furious KKK sues Donald Trump for copyright infringement

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The Ku Klux Klan, a white supremacist organisation for people whose family tree is a bamboo, has filed a lawsuit against the US President citing the blatant theft of their intellectual property and accusing him of plagiarising their chants and copying their rallies.

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Conspiracy theorists to celebrate 50th anniversary of first ‘moon landing was fake’ claim

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The world’s conspiracy theorists are celebrating today – the 50th anniversary of the first claim that the moon landings were nothing more than an elaborate ruse.

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World completely accepts Donald Trump is not racist following his clever declaration that he isn’t

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In a brilliant and innovative political manoeuvre, statesman and leader Donald Trump has put to rest the idea that he is racist by openly saying that he isn’t, resulting in everybody taking his word at face value and moving away from the controversy.

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Scotland begs the US not to send Donald Trump ‘back to where he came from’

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Members of the public across Scotland have pleaded with the United States not to send Donald Trump their way, after the President implied some Americans could be sent back to the nation of their parents.

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Once great nation that put men on the moon unable to get c*nt out of White House

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A once proud nation that sent three men to the moon is unable to transport an orange, racist c*nt out of the White House, it has emerged.

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Trump’s comments are totally unacceptable, insists man who refers to black children as picaninnies

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Tory racist Boris Johnson has joined other Tory racist Theresa May in condemning Donald Trump’s suggestion that congresswomen of colour go back to the countries they came from.

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I utterly condemn Donald Trump’s tweets but I won’t tell you why, insists courageous Boris Johnson

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Prime Minister-in-waiting Boris Johnson has reacted to the US President’s Twitter rant, in which he told BAME congresswomen to ‘go home’, by bravely declaring they were completely unacceptable but refusing to say why as it might upset Donald Trump.

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England can’t be ‘World’ Champions at cricket because we don’t play it, insists American Baseball fan

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An American baseball fan has this afternoon taken to social media to explain why England can’t be the ‘World Champions’ of cricket because American doesn’t play the game.

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