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Mischievous ghost of John McCain replaces Trump’s mid-morning burger with a vegan burrito

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John McCain, the friendly ghost, has been haunting Donald Trump.

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‘Democracy in the UK is dead’ insists man whose Dad became President despite getting fewer votes than his opponent

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Donald Trump Jnr has launched a scathing attack on British democracy seemingly unaware that his father became President even though 3 million more people voted for his opponent.

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Teenager criticised for throwing egg at Thanos ‘just because he wants to kill half of creation’

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A teenager who threw an egg at Thanos is under fire of social media this morning, with commenters divided over when it was justified.

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Disney unveils latest addition to ‘Disney Princesses’ as 20th Century Fox takeover is completed

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The takeover of 20th Century Fox by Disney will allow girls to be the Queen they always wanted to be, insiders have confirmed.

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Churchill would certainly have spent a weekend rage-tweeting about petty feuds, insists Fox News

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Right-wing news channel Fox News leapt to the defence of Donald Trump after he came under criticism for ignoring the massacre of Muslims in New Zealand and instead issued dozens of tweets attacking his imagined enemies including deceased war hero John McCain.

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US sends specialist Thoughts And Prayers team to New Zealand after novice PM foolishly contemplates real action

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The Trump Administration has sent a crack squad of experts to assist the inexperienced New Zealand government deal with the aftermath of a mass shooting after Jacinda Ardern showed early warning signs she might do something practical to stem gun violence.

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Leprechauns enjoy final St Patrick’s Day not spent conducting customs checks at the Irish Border

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Leprechauns are enjoying their last St Patrick’s Day free from any responsibility, it has emerged.

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Irish demonstrate once again how to do patriotism without turning it into something shit

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Irish people the world over have once again how to be truly patriotic without so much as a deckchair being thrown at a Frenchman in anger.

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Climate change protesters prepare to bicycle home

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After a busy day protesting in Parliament Square, climate change protesters were tonight preparing to hop on their bikes and pedal home across the country to enjoy the weekend ahead.

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Melania Trump body double identified as Steve Tyler

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Steve Tyler out of Aerosmith has been acting as a stand-in for Melania Trump at official functions ‘for months’ before anyone noticed, it has been confirmed.

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