President Trump cried himself to sleep yesterday after being forced to share his supper with a national college football championship winners, the Clemson Tigers.
President Trump has revealed that the wall he intends to build along the border with Mexico will be made from the strongest material; thoughts and prayers.
Jeff Bezos is the true winner in the divorce with his wife Mackenzie as he looks set to receive half her beautiful long, flowing locks in the settlement.
Lazy incompetent racist sex-pest Donald Trump has made a second national address from the Oval Office to demand a new PlayStation, some candy, and some ‘hot secretaries’ for the White House.
After flights were delayed at Heathrow due to drone activity, citizens from Syria have expressed their deepest sympathies for those passengers who have had flights cancelled or delayed due to the action of a drone.
Children, nerdy adults and weirdos are in a state of mourning today, following confirmation that a body washed up on a beach in Ireland yesterday was that of DC Superhero, Aquaman.
