The Government has committed £900 million pounds to create BritGPT, a national AI “For Greater Britain”, with insiders revealing it could revolutionise the currently manual process of creating three-word slogans.
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Facebook has announced it is to spend $750bn (£620bn) acquiring the Catholic Church in a surprise move that will see the Papal office relocated to California. The surprise deal, announced by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg last night, will see an instant transfer of power from the Vatican to Facebook’s Californian offices when the sale goes
Elon Musk’s Twitter has announced the end of text-based two-factor authentication on free Twitter accounts on 19th March this year, setting hackers across the world on high alert for their impending ‘Christmas Day’.
Technology enhancements over the last 30 years have made massive strides in improving human productivity, except amongst the moron population.
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