Articles By Alex Marsh

World

NRA insists Texas school mass-shooting caused by ‘dangerous lack of guns’

Husband supposedly inspired by ‘Bake Off’ yet to produce any form of cake

Man actually DOES need special day to show he cares, wife concludes

Businesses panic at prospect of Chris Grayling in private sector role

Finalised Brexit deal immediately shreds itself in frame

NRA insists Florida school mass-shooting caused by ‘dangerous lack of guns’

Donald Trump insists Texas mass-shooting caused by dangerous lack of guns

‘Lego Masters’ reaches climax as finalists tackle Legoland Windsor queue

Window poo rescue woman appointed to UK Brexit strategy team

‘Lessons have been learnt’ promise Tories, as Hank Marvin booked for youth rally

Theresa May ejected from McDonald’s after repeated ‘strong, stable leadership’ responses jam drive-thru

Glimmer of hope as suspicious-looking Enrico Pallazzo performs at inauguration

Society
World

Join us in celebrating International Day of Tolerance or just fuck off, say organisers

Donald Trump finally calls Theresa May, asks for Estonian President’s number

Penguins and Baby Iguana ‘will not follow Planet Earth 2 to Channel Four’

Hammer blow for Hillary Clinton as Yahoo Toolbar found on laptop

Zika Virus: Donald Trump pledges ‘Mosquito Wall’ on US/Brazil border

Politics
UK

Liam Fox loses Tory race but bags George Foreman grill, magazine subscription

Brexit Tories: EU savings will absolutely definitely go to the NHS, honest

UK

Relief as remaining rock legends survive the night

New Horizons probe gives Pluto scathing 2-star review on TripAdvisor

Gove: Day 2 of Job ‘A Success’ as Merely Loses Trousers, Slips in Dog Turd

Sports

England ‘must keep faith with Alistair Cook,’ say Sri Lankans set to tour in May

Blow for Glue Factory as Aintree announces Exclusive Deal with Tesco

Peter Odemwingie ‘turned away from Vatican’

Anger in Night Garden as Ninky-Nonk fares set to rise 12%

UK

Police officer ‘discharged whilst in vicinity of Kate Middleton’

More woes for BBC chief as tongue surgically removed from Bond producer’s anus

EXCLUSIVE: FirstGroup West Coast tender leaked

Megan Head: Parents’ evening ‘could be a tad awkward’

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