Education

Woke Disney cartoons harm my child’s development, insists man who is fine with them doing active shooter drills at elementary school

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A man who has boycotted all things Disney because of the ‘psychological damage being done to children with their woke liberal agenda’ is perfectly happy that his child needs to practice active shooter drills at elementary school.

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More children are starting school at risk of Measles, but should you get your child vaccinated? Take our interactive test to find out!

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With news that one in ten children is started school at risk of catching measles after millions miss their vaccinations, we ask, ‘should YOU get your child vaccinated?’

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Mum picks up wrong Harry Potter from school

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Literally everybody dressed up as Harry Potter for World Book Day, leading to a mum taking home the wrong child.

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Nadine Dorries celebrates World Book Day by dressing up as empty bookcase

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It’s World Book Day and everyone is dressing up as their favourite literary characters. Except for the Culture Secretary, who hasn’t read any books.

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New guidelines require teachers to give equal focus to all the people the British Empire didn’t rape or murder

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In an attempt to redress a perceived imbalance between historical facts and the jumble of pig-ignorant misconceptions held by senescent Daily Mail readers, the government is making history teachers talk about all the people the Empire did not enslave, brutalise or dispossess.

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Omicron variant sees Boris ignore Covid in schools with new urgency

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The emergence of the new Omicron coronavirus variant has forced Boris Johnson and his government to ignore the problem of coronavirus transmission in schools with a new level of urgency.

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Anti-vaxxer showing photos of dead bodies to children at school gates still confident he’s ‘the good guy’

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An anti-vaxxer who spent this morning shouting at children and showing them photos of dead people has today insisted he is definitely one of the good guys.

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PTA bake sale raises over 200 Covid cases for school

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A school bake sale has successfully raised the institution’s incidence of coronavirus by more than 200 cases.

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Man celebrates his ‘genius progeny’ after nursery teacher says child doing ‘really well’

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A man is celebrating a child genius today after a teacher told him his son was doing ‘really well’ at nursery during a parents evening meeting, something which she definitely won’t have said to everyone she spoke to that day.

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Fight erupts at Conservative conference after attendee reveals he went to a state school

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A scuffle has broken out at the Conservative party conference this morning.

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