Education

Jacob Rees-Mogg to livestream ‘Latin with Jacob’ every morning at ten

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Jacob Rees Mogg aims to do his bit to improve morale in these troubled times by becoming the ‘nation’s Latin teacher’.

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Parents left exhausted and traumatised after spending hours sorting costumes for World Book Day

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Thousands of parents arrived at work today exhausted, stressed and in tears after spending hours overnight and this morning trying to make their children look better than all those other kids for World Book day.

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Greta Thunberg and Malala Yousafzai meet up to discuss boys, ponies and make-up

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Climate Activist Greta Thunberg yesterday met up with Education Activist Malala Yousafzai.

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School PTA raises £50,000 by promising no events in 2020

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A West Yorkshire primary school has succeeded in raising an astonishing £50,000 by charging £100 per family, in exchange for cancelling all PTA events throughout 2020.

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Parents weep with joy as children go back to school

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Mums and Dads across the UK have realised that the unconditional love they feel for their children is actually very dependent on not spending more than two weeks in their company.

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Tories to introduce tax on shit Christmas gifts teachers receive from kids

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Teachers are ecstatic to discover that the Conservatives will now be taxing them on all the crappy gifts that kids get them at the end of term.

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Question Time audience left shocked as Boris Johnson’s trousers burst into flames

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The election edition of Question Time has ended in chaos after firemen were called to the stage following the seemingly spontaneous combustion of Boris Johnson’s trousers.

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Fight erupts at Conservative conference after attendee reveals he went to state school

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A scuffle has broken out at the Conservative party conference this afternoon.

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Boy missing school to take part in global climate strike wins fourth straight game of Fifa

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A fourteen-year-old schoolboy from Basingstoke is today fighting for the environment whilst also improving his Fifa skills on his PlayStation.

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Man fakes own death to avoid getting involved with school PTA

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A parent has taken the elaborate step of pretending to die in order to wriggle out of any Parent-Teacher Association activities.

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