Education

Students who bunked lectures during Homeopathy degree secure better marks than full attendees

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The University of Basingstoke has confirmed that the less often students turned up for classes on its new Homeopathy degree course, the higher the mark they got.

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Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page

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Popular satirical clickbait site FactPunch! has discovered some new and exciting methods to cram even more adverts onto their page, they have announced today.

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New primary school teacher has already realised that most children are complete shit-squirrels

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A newly qualified primary school teacher, who has spent the last six years studying, whilst looking forward to teaching fun classes of perfect little angels, has taken only five days to realise that they are mainly a bunch of needy, unruly twats who hate him.

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Daughter delights parents by coming home from new school with a violin

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An eleven-year-old girl has delighted her parents by announcing her intention to learn how to play the sweetest sounding of all instruments, the violin.

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Sorting Hat just putting everyone in Hufflepuff this year

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House heads at Hogwarts are in disarray today after the Sorting Hat put every single new first year into Hufflepuff.

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End of school holidays sees ‘working from home’ become pleasant again

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The ability to respond to a few emails while watching TV is once again an available option for home workers who have been surrounded by screaming children for the last six weeks.

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Mums start scouting for nicest radiator for back-to-school photo background

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Mums nationwide are currently looking for the best radiator in the house.

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Daily Mail celebrates ‘Barely legal sexy girls getting their exam results’ day

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The Daily Mail is today celebrating the one day of the year where they can ask attractive sixteen-year-old girls to pose for photos without feeling at all seedy because it is GCSE results day.

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A-Levels getting easier/Children getting smarter (delete according to preference)

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A-Levels getting easier/Children getting smarter (delete according to preference)

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Daily Mail photographer zooms in on 18-year-old girl’s cracking pair of academic achievements

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The Daily Mail and other newspapers are taking their opportunity to “celebrate” an 18-year-old women’s “A-Level results” today.

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