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Boris Johnson reveals new look after flatly refusing to accept his time in office is over

Leaked photo reveals REAL reason for Boris Johnson’s ‘sinus’ operation

New photo reveals why Boris Johnson doesn’t wear masks in photos

Boris Johnson’s nose is now visible from space

Thanos calls for calm after failed attempt at destroying humanity

Iain Duncan Smith rebrands ‘hunger’ as ‘Zero Hour Digestion’

Laurence Fox shows off new Empty Space tattoo

Donald Trump: “I have been injecting disinfectant for years and look how great I’m doing!”

Boris Johnson criticised for taking off his trousers during leadership debate

Game of Thrones shocks fans with ‘it was all a dream’ soap opera ending

“Oh crap, maybe Thanos WAS the good guy” says Avengers spokesman

Tommy Robinson hiring lactose tolerant bodyguards

Redacted Mueller report shows Trump guilty of ████████ with ███████ and ████ ██ ███!

DNA tests reveals Stonehenge was a neolithic monument to kebabs

Trump Tower to replace existing fire safety equipment with airborne water tankers

Nigel Farage launches new colour of bus with which to try and fool the public

“Sexual health” robots demand better working conditions and therapy

Theresa May reassures nation on Brexit seemingly unaware that everything is on fire

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Theresa May writes to EU to plead for a June 30th extension to her career

Parliament rules that ‘Will of the people’ must not interfere with the ‘Will of the people’

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Morrissey releases meat-themed cookbook in attempt to alienate his remaining fans

Breakfast cereal boxes must look dull and boring, insist MPs

UK Hospitals full of blood and knife wounds claims President Trump

Dennis the Menace frustrated by Walter Rees-Moggy’s Wall of gammon

New Leeds United badge shows fan checking watch to see if he can go home yet

Boris Johnson suggests conveyor belt and zip line between UK and France

Criminals rejoice as BBC axe Crimewatch

Jacob Rees-Mogg launches Xtreme Moggmentum sports campaign

Public opinion of Paul Hollywood improves after photo of him dressed as Nazi emerges

Donald Trump uses Houston visit to promote his new range of Trump Golf Boats