Environment

‘And what do you do?’ Greta Thunberg asks Prince Charles

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Climate activist Greta Thunberg met Prince Charles at the World Economic Forum and was genuinely puzzled as to the point of him.

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To tackle climate change you just need a good guy with some extreme weather, insists Donald Trump

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Silly climate change concerns can be dealt with swiftly and robustly, insisted Donald Trump at the World Economic Forum.

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If planet is warming why did I have to scrape ice off my car this morning, asks Brexit Party environment spokesperson

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As scientists announced that the last decade was the warmest on record, the Brexit Party’s environment spokesperson has said that can’t be true as they had to wear socks in bed last night.

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Countries to step up efforts to blame different countries for climate crisis

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In the wake of David Attenborough’s plea to address the climate crisis, countries have stepped up efforts to blame different countries for the situation the planet finds itself in.

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Africa to replace clanging chimes of doom with actual Christmas bells this year

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Arica has announced that instead of their traditional clanging chimes of doom, this year the continent will use Christmas bells.

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Greta Thunberg celebrates winning Time’s Person of the Year by drinking cider in the park with her mates

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Climate Activist Greta Thunberg has celebrated being named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year by going down the local park and drinking cider with her mates.

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Climate change deniers unveil an evil Greta Thunberg

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Senior representatives of the planet’s leading climate change and global warming denying organisations have met today in the Texan city of Corpus Christi, where the first International Smoke Summit has been inaugurated, an event that aims to counter the UN Climate Change Conference in Madrid.

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Poor to stay warm this winter by burning huge piles of unread Liberal Democrat election leaflets

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The Liberal Democrats have been hailed as ‘lifesavers’ today, after it was revealed that every house in the country has received several sacks of election leaflets from the party.

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Climate change caused by indoor smoking ban Labour introduced in 2006, claims Boris

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Boris Johnson has claimed that the 2006 Health Act which Labour introduced to prevent people smoking inside public places is directly to blame for climate change.

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Venetian gondoliers now offering romantic boat tours of Venice’s historic rooftops

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With floodwaters in Venice now at their highest for fifty years, gondoliers are making the best of the situation by taking tourists on roof-level tours among the historic and picturesque spires, chimneys, and TV aerials of the historic city.

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