Environment

Vivaldi’s Four Seasons reduced to Two in light of climate change

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Antonio Vivaldi’s Four Seasons concerti will now consist of just two seasons, because that’s all there are these days.

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Boris to visit flooded areas as soon as he’s finished Pokemon Sword

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Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will visit flood-hit areas of the country just as soon as he’s completed Pokemon Sword.

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EU can shove its generous flood defence fund insist Brexiters up to their necks in water

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Partially submerged Brexit voters have told the EU to stick their flood defence funds ‘where the sun don’t shine’ – or ‘England’ as it is more commonly known.

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Met Office hoping that £1.2 billion investment in new supercomputer delivers more than ’42’

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The Met Office will be hoping for something considerably more tangible than “42” after newly appointed business secretary, Alok Sharma, announced a spend of £1.2 billion pounds on a new weather supercomputer.

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Thousands of Brits either lose or gain a trampoline

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You may find yourself with one more or one fewer trampolines today, according to the met office.

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Storm Ciara causing chaos across the nation: is it Meghan’s fault?

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Storm Ciara is causing travel and infrastructure chaos across the country and experts are suggesting that this first American sounding storm of the year could be the fault of Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.

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‘And what do you do?’ Greta Thunberg asks Prince Charles

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Climate activist Greta Thunberg met Prince Charles at the World Economic Forum and was genuinely puzzled as to the point of him.

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To tackle climate change you just need a good guy with some extreme weather, insists Donald Trump

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Silly climate change concerns can be dealt with swiftly and robustly, insisted Donald Trump at the World Economic Forum.

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If planet is warming why did I have to scrape ice off my car this morning, asks Brexit Party environment spokesperson

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As scientists announced that the last decade was the warmest on record, the Brexit Party’s environment spokesperson has said that can’t be true as they had to wear socks in bed last night.

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Countries to step up efforts to blame different countries for climate crisis

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In the wake of David Attenborough’s plea to address the climate crisis, countries have stepped up efforts to blame different countries for the situation the planet finds itself in.

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