UKWorldRecord number of migrants reach Britain after following trail of turds in the sea like Hansel and Gretel
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PoliticsWorldWhite House staff club together and buy Donald Trump a new house to replace the one he just lost
BrexitEntertainmentPoliticsUKBrexit 50p pieces to be melted down by casting them into the fires of Mount Doom
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