North Korean media is reporting that their dear leader, Kim Jong Un, rode the missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 1:30 at Cheltenham today.
Ticketmaster has defended implementing a £75 ‘suckers fee’ for all ticket purchases on its site, and has promised to offer more information to consumers incurring the charge.
North Korean media has reported that their leader Kim Jong Un rode missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 1:30 at Cheltenham today.
A former EDL member has stated that the burka is dangerous because you can’t see who is under it, despite spending the last four days protesting in a balaclava.
North Korean media has reported that their leader Kim Jong Un rode missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 1:30 at Cheltenham today.
The poor boy mentioned in the Queen hit “Bohemian Rhapsody” is a drain on society, according to the Chancellor, Jeremy Hunt.
Television viewers were left disgusted last night as contestants on hit TV show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, were fed government lies in a vile bushtucker trial.
North Korean media has reported that their leader Kim Jong Un rode missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 1:30 at Cheltenham today.
Real Madrid has confirmed they have ‘downed their tools’ in their ongoing campaign against Gareth Bale – announcing a cessation of all military actions.
A walrus which popped up in Scarborough last week has arrived in the country to find a Prime energy drink, it has emerged.
Matt Hancock has spent a record amount of time in his constituency after watching blockbuster Avatar 2 in his local cinema.
The poor boy mentioned in the Queen hit “Bohemian Rhapsody” is a drain on society, the Department For Work and Pensions has said.
Television viewers were left disgusted last night as contestants on hit TV show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, were fed government lies in a vile bushtucker trial.
Cristiano Ronaldo has smashed his previous record of sulks per week following Manchester United’s defeat to Aston Villa at the weekend.
Ticketmaster has defended implementing a £75 ‘suckers fee’ for all ticket purchases on its site.
The general happiness of the world has increased now that Brendan Fraser has made his long-awaited return to Hollywood.
Oleksandr Usyk has been given an additional belt by the boxing authorities for enduring Anthony Joshua’s post-fight speech last night.
A further three children’s bodies have been recovered from the chocolate river in Willy Wonka’s factory, after drought conditions led to the levels dropping so far they revealed the riverbed.
DC Films has called Ezra Miller a ‘silly little goofball’ after the actor burnt down a puppy orphanage.
A Tory donor has landed himself a lucrative £800,000 contract to supply party hats to government buildings.
A bust of Winston Churchill that was removed from the Oval Office has appeared in a DC branch of cash converters.
Television viewers were left disgusted last night as contestants on hit TV show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, were fed government lies in a vile bushtucker trial.
21 Savage, the rapper taken into ICE custody in America for allegedly being British and overstaying his visa, has today been revealed to be a long lost Royal.
The poor boy mentioned in the Queen hit “Bohemian Rhapsody” is a drain on society, the Department For Work and Pensions has said.
A northern Grandma laid waste to an entire East end pub last night after getting into a fight with a group of men.
Jeremy Corbyn caused huge controversy last night, as pictures emerged of him laying a wreath for terrorists associated with the 1988 Christmas Eve incident at Nakatomi Plaza.
Brazilian superstar Neymar found himself caught in a disaster of epic proportions yesterday, after accidentally using a hand dryer at his hotel.
Donald Trump has challenged artist Eminem to a rap battle after the rapper launched an expletive-filled freestyle attack on the president.
An EDL member has stated that the burka is dangerous because you can’t see who is under it, despite attending every rally in a balaclava.
The government has taken advantage of the decision by MP’s to move forward with Theresa May’s Brexit plan by opening a new community swimming pool- filled with the tears of Remainers.
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