Government opens new community swimming pool filled with tears of Remainers

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The government has taken advantage of the decision by MP’s to move forward with Theresa May’s Brexit plan by opening a new community swimming pool- filled with the tears of Remainers.

The devastated remain voters were left distraught as MP’s overwhelmingly backed Prime Minister May’s plan.

Tory party workers subsequently collected their tears and poured them into a huge hole in the ground which had a piece of tarpaulin in it.

Theresa May was there as the swimming pool opened and said, “You will have heard about cutbacks, but I can assure you that we will continue to provide quality facilities for communities.

“I am very glad to be able to open this new state of the art swimming pool.

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“Apparently this is the first of its kind in the country. We followed Donald Trump’s idea of making a waterpark from the tears of Hillary Clinton voters.

“Hopefully when we actually leave the EU we can make a waterpark in every city in England.

“If that doesn’t work, I’ll make sure I get the tears one way or another.”

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