‘Why the f**k do we still live here?’ asks Midsomer resident
A Midsomer resident has finally asked fellow residents exactly why they continue to live in the murderous county.
Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters struggling to come up with Brexit plan
The authors of the United Kingdom’s plan to leave the European Union have been revealed as an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters.
Eric Bristow becomes first man to make Piers Morgan seem palatable
Eric Bristow has achieved an incredible world first, in making Piers Morgan seem acceptable.
I’m a Celebrity hits disgusting new low as contestants fed nothing but Government lies
Television viewers were left disgusted last night as contestants on hit TV show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, were fed government lies in a vile bushtucker trial.
North Korean media reports Kim Jong Un rode Shergar to victory at Cheltenham festival
North Korean media has reported that their leader Kim Jong Un rode missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 2:45 at Cheltenham yesterday.
Lionel Messi goes record 35 games without paying tax
Lionel Messi has broken a decades old Spanish record by going 35 games without paying tax.
Bow and arrow-wielding Cupid shot dead by armed response unit
God of desire and the cherubic love angel Cupid was earlier today shot dead by armed police in London, after reports he was seen with a bow and arrow.
Man offended by claims he is easily offended
A London man has become incredibly offended by claims from friends that he becomes offended too easily.
Trump urges voters to feel their hate and join him on the dark side of the Force
Donald Trump made a defiant speech via hologram to America yesterday- urging them to let their hate flow through them and join him on the dark side of the Force.
Fears as family of 14 travels to Butlins
There have been fears for a family of fourteen, including a six month old baby, who are believed to have travelled to Butlins for a family holiday.
