Universal Studios have scrapped plans for a Schindler’s List-themed roller coaster at their new theme park in Bedfordshire after agreeing the attraction may not go down that well with the patrons.
China has admitted they drastically underestimated how high Donald Trump could count after the US president announced new tariffs of 125% against them.
China have ramped up the tariff war with US President Donald Trump by declaring it the Year of the Prick in his honour.
Donald Trump has been mistakenly referring to Chinese president Xi Jinping as ‘President Eleven’, it’s been revealed.
A colony of penguins have hit back at Donald Trump’s tariffs on the Heard and McDonald Islands by imposing their own retaliatory 10% tariffs on all imports from the US.
Elon Musk has been spotted cleaning out his desk as DOGE continues to cut down on the number of government employees.
Donald Trump has today ruled out a third term as US president, confirming that he’ll step down on 20th January 2033 as planned. Despite repeatedly claiming that he’ll attempt to run for a third term, Trump says he’s now completely committed to upholding the US Constitution. “Christ, I was only joking about running for a
Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White has received its first five-star review after five one-star reviews were crammed together on the poster.
After delivering her Spring Statement speech yesterday, Chancellor Rachel Reeves has become even more unpopular after a number of witnesses saw her taking candy from a baby.
The police have decided to kill two birds with one stone by having Laurence Fox and Joey Barton share a mugshot.
United States Vice President JD Vance is blushing today after accidentally sending nudes directly to a journalist.
History has repeated itself after a crowd of cheering Italians gathered in Rome to cheer a bloke on a balcony.
It’s been revealed that the mayor of Birmingham is not actually a man, but rather 100 rats in a suit.
Donald Trump is in complete disbelief today after UFC fighter Conor McGregor replaced him as being the worst person in the room.
The Angel of the North has woken up with a banging headache and sick down its shirt this morning after celebrating Newcastle United’s league cup win yesterday.
A diner is sitting patiently in a restaurant whilst he waits for scientists to grow his steak on the back of mouse.
It has been revealed that voters will be wearing helmets to the Runcorn and Helsby by-election after their former MP Mike Amesbury spent three days in jail for punching a constituent.
Employees at the US Department of Education are rejoicing today after a number of spelling mistakes in an executive order meant Donald Trump dismantled the Depratment of Edducation instead.
Nigel Farage was seen levitating above London this morning after hitting back at a Reform MP who criticised him for acting like a messiah.
UK broadcasters have announced a historic move to commission the first ever TV show not to involve comedians Rob Beckett or Romesh Ranganathan.
Billionaire Elon Musk has been spotted marking the first day of Lent by walking around town with an ash swastika in the middle of his forehead.
A man sitting at his laptop is currently struggling to decide if a batshit crazy headline about Donald Trump is satire or in fact real life.
Adrien Brody has officially entered the third day of his Oscars acceptance speech after winning Best Actor for The Brutalist.
Vladimir Putin has been crowned the Best Director of a Foreign Country at this year’s Academy Awards after helming the political-comedy ‘The United States of America’.
Keir Starmer has been spotted crawling between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy after forgetting his phone on the Oval Office table.
Keir Starmer has arrived at the Oval Office for crunch talks with Elon Musk’s four-year-old son.
The UK government have answered calls to increase defence spending by submitting a £60m bid for Liverpool centre-back Virgil van Dijk.
Keir Starmer was left blushing after accidentally referring to US president Donald Trump as ‘dad’ whilst talking to reporters about the escalating situation with Russia.
A man was absolutely furious to discover the BAFTA Award for Best Film Not in the English Language has been awarded to a film where nobody speaks English.
The new US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has introduced a mandatory ‘five second rule’ as his first policy.
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