Levitating Nigel Farage denies Messiah complex
by Nathan Cowley 2 years ago 
Nigel Farage was seen levitating above London this morning after hitting back at a Reform MP who criticised him for acting like a messiah.
The Reform leader and Clacton MP, who one days hopes to visit Clacton, condemned the comments made by Rupert Lowe, with Farage claiming he in no way thought of himself as a heavenly figure.
“Rupert is completely wrong to suggest I go around acting like a messiah,” said Farage, tying up his white robe.
“Just because a man grows out his hair and gets a beard doesn’t mean he thinks he’s better than everyone else. Obviously I am, but I’m not the one who thinks that.
“Rupert’s vision for the party is ridiculous, unrealistic and totally naïve. Having said that, I do think I can save him. I can save all of you.”
In a recent interview with the Daily Mail, Rupert Lowe said Reform needed to “change from being a protest party led by the Messiah” or else he would step down before the next general election.
“Utterly far-fetched,” Farage told us. “If I was really that delusional and that much of a narcissist, then there’s no way the good people of Charlton would’ve ever voted for me.
“Yeah, Clacton. That’s what I said.”
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