Snow White gets first five-star review after putting together five one-star reviews

Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White has received its first five-star review after five one-star reviews were crammed together on the poster.

Reaction to the film has been very mixed so far with the studio having the gall to cast a Golden Globe-winning actress as Snow White, though Disney hopes the new review will have a positive effect going forwards. 

“See, the film is capable of getting good reviews,” said Disney executive Simon Williams.

“All we had to do was find five one-star reviews and put them really close together on the poster. So far nobody has been able to tell the difference. 

“Our first thought was to find a two-star review and a three-star review and just put those together. Turns out nobody had gone above one-star so we had to improvise a little bit.

“If we’d known so many people would be that precious about staying true to the source material we would’ve cast a German actress and called it Sneewittchen. 

“I must admit, I don’t have much hope for the new Sleeping Beauty live-action remake. We’ve not even started production yet and it’s already on -2.5 stars on IMDb. 

“It’s fine. We’ll just buy up thousands of local newspapers so we can plant our own reviews in them.”

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