Angel of the North’s Newcastle shirt covered in sick

The Angel of the North has woken up with a banging headache and sick down its shirt this morning after celebrating Newcastle United’s league cup win yesterday.

The Magpies beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Carabao Cup final at Wembley to clinch their first trophy in 70 years. However, the famous sculpture was feeling it today following a heavy night on the town.

“I blacked out about 4am,” the Gateshead sculpture admitted.

“My Newcastle shirt is absolutely ruined. I’ve never seen so much sick in my life, man.

“When Ant and Dec keep buying you tequilas what are you supposed to do? We haven’t won a trophy in 70 years so we felt the session was justified.

“I’ve told all the tourists to take it easy with the photos today. My head is absolutely thumping, and if I see another stupid fucking flash go off I think it’ll tip me over the edge.

“I don’t have any regrets, though. It’s not often you win the cup and sing ‘Let’s Get Ready to Rhumble’ on karaoke with Alan Shearer on the same night. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be alreet after some scran, like.

“Howay the lads!”

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