Conor McGregor demotes Donald Trump to only second-worst person in the room

Donald Trump is in complete disbelief today after UFC fighter Conor McGregor replaced him as being the worst person in the room.

The US president met McGregor at the White House, where the fighter warned “Ireland is at the cusp of potentially losing its Irishness” due to the “illegal immigration racket”.

“It was nice to see someone worse than Donald Trump in the White House for a change, if only marginally,” said White House adviser Chuck Williams.

“Multiple sexual assault cases, multiple assault charges, multiple accusations of racism, multiple driving offences. It’s something President Trump could only dream of achieving. Let’s face it, that’s top-notch dickheaded-ness.

“Everyone looked terrified when he came in doing that stupid walk. He could’ve strutted in stark bollock naked and JD Vance wouldn’t have even asked where his suit was.

“Thinking about it, this might’ve been the first time in history anyone has given the president a wedgie inside the Oval Office. It took us hours to get those pants off Trump’s head. Although, the shit stains did look much better than his regular hair.

“Luckily, we caught McGregor on a good day. Only half of the White House staff went home with a black eye.”