Elon Musk seen clearing out his desk after latest DOGE cuts

Elon Musk has been spotted cleaning out his desk as DOGE continues to cut down on the number of government employees.

It comes after President Trump told members of his cabinet that the billionaire would be stepping back from his role within the Department of Government Efficiency.

“Thank God for that,” said DOGE employee Chad Williams.

“I was getting really sick of that fucking chainsaw. Do you know how difficult it is to talk to someone on the phone when there’s a guy in sunglasses behind you revving up a chainsaw at nine in the morning?

“My head is killing me. I must’ve spent about a grand on paracetamol in the last month alone.

“Nobody realises how boring he is either. I don’t even like video games, but that didn’t stop him droning on about them. He spent most of the day talking about how good he is at Diablo IV. No, sorry. He spent most of the day talking about how good the guy he pays is at Diablo IV.

“I’m glad he’s gone. I used to purposely take my lunch break at 11:30 just so I could avoid sitting next to him in the break room. Not to mention the time he left the office without his kid.

“It was hanging up on the coat rack for over an hour before he finally remembered.”