Articles By JS Harding

Liz Truss Make Britain Grow Again

Liz Truss’s comeback ‘Manna from heaven’ insist satirists

Woman in black angrily reading the phone

Shock as scientists prove that people weigh exactly the same even when wearing black

Dog confirmed as being ‘much more popular’ than owners

‘Please leave your filthy mugs and pots for me’ pleads Washing Up Fairy

UK

Man vows to instigate ‘complete reform’ of arse-wiping technique following ‘string of failures’

Microsoft unveils “Resign from the Conservative government” Word template

2020 sees 2019’s Covid-19 and raises it Bubonic Plague

Tories greenlight £150m ad campaign to ensure people are no longer acting on the advice of their £100m Brexit ad campaign

Society

God issues recall on ‘humanity’

British public united in its desire to see no-handed cyclist fall off

Sir David Attenborough

Britain responds to David Attenborough’s heartfelt climate change plea by attaching sixty trillion Christmas lights to its rooftops

Busybodies ‘vindicated at last’ after child loses eye by mucking about

‘I’m a runner NOT a jogger’ fumes indignant jogger

Use a f*cking cloth to wipe up your mess, furious tea towels tell disgusting nation

World Cup wall charts are ‘unlikely to be filled in properly’ warn experts

Pregnancies by milkmen ‘at all time low’

Andy Serkis confirmed as Ginger Spice’s CGI body double for Spice Girls comeback

Manky folk urged to cease using saliva to turn over pages

Man’s work timesheet a surprisingly accurate reflection of what he did that week

The feet of a man sat on the toilet

Nation’s households ‘warned of imminent attack’ ahead of British dads’ Boxing Day poo

Yet another evil empire gets thwarted by plucky band of rebels

Society

Pen ‘not actually all that mighty’ after receiving severe beating from sword

Supermarkets continuing to really overdo it with the whole pumpkin thing

Man giving the thumbs up and smiling

People with Z-heavy nicknames ‘likely to be morons’ find study

Ball games now allowed in any public place, rules Supreme Court

Yellow Pages going online leaves circus strongmen without phone books to rip in half

Washing machines in the kitchen caused the plague, insists Kirstie Allsopp

Moody, black and white profile pictures found to be key indicator twattery

Sausage purists bracing themselves for long weekend of poorly barbecued bangers

UK

Nation gasps as motorists and cyclists agree to coexist in peace

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