In the wake of this morning’s admission by TV presenter, Philip Schofield, that he’s gay, fellow ITV media personality, Piers Morgan, has surprised no-one by announcing on air that he’s been an ‘insufferable twat’ for as long as he can remember.
The virulent strain of equine flu which has disrupted the racing calendar this week is far more debilitating and unpleasant for stallions than it is for their female counterparts, according to a leading vet today.
There was a growing sense of disquiet amongst liberal Americans last night as President Trump announced that he was nominating, former Strictly Come Dancing judge, Len Goodman, for a place on The United States Supreme Court.
Critics have hit out at soccer legend, David Beckham, who was spotted tattooing one of his legs during Saturday’s royal wedding ceremony at Windsor Castle
Six of the BBC’s most prominent and highly paid journalists have agreed to help the female presenters with their allotted mundane tasks such as taking it in turns to wash up the mugs and to water the pot plants in the studio.
ITV have announced that girl band Little Mix will be interviewed on their popular morning show Good Morning Britain on Friday, when they will be asked about the problems of imposing gun legislation in the USA.
A 35-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told us, that despite her best efforts, she is unable to curb her lustful thoughts about the actor, Tom Hardy, even though she’s in a loving and fulfilling relationship with a man she describes as her ‘soul mate’.
UKIP members of the European Parliament have reacted angrily after budget airline Ryanair announced that UK passengers would not be allowed to bring colouring-in books or crayons onto any of their flights to Brussels.
The balmy spring weather has seen thousands of Britain’s racists stripping off in gardens and parks the length and breadth of the country in a bid to darken their skins and become more like the people they would like to see thrown out of the country.
News broke last night that a Brexit voter from Newcastle has been described as “thoroughly pleasant” by friends and a few work colleagues.
The Home Office has announced that recorded incidents of racially motivated attacks across the country dip substantially during the radio phone-in show hosted by former UKIP leader, Nigel Farage on LBC.
The beleaguered citizens of war-torn Aleppo last reached out to passengers of the strike-bound railway company, Southern Rail, by having a whip-round among residents in a rebel-held enclave.
A Birmingham man has been subjected to a wave of vicious online cyber bullying after he failed to loudly broadcast his anguish at the passing of rock legend, Greg Lake on his Facebook page.
Following the death of yet another national treasure in actor Andrew Sachs, who died yesterday aged 86, the government have decided to place the country’s much-loved naturalist, David Attenborough, in a cotton wool-lined matchbox, where he will remain until the ill-fated year of 2016 has passed.
There are growing calls from a number of people who voted to remain in The European Union, for the result of last June’s referendum to be overturned under the so-called, Duckworth-Lewis method.
Hundreds of thousands of judges will march to the home of Nigel Farage this weekend in protest against his attempts to subvert the constitution of the nation.
The all-conquering Americans last night tightened their grip on the baseball World Series, leaving 195 other countries trailing in their wake.
There was widespread condemnation from human rights organisations last night as news emerged that Russia has been dropping Samsung Galaxy Note 7s on the beleaguered Syrian town of Aleppo.
It is understood that the Sky Television network have decided to make a final attempt to bring about the death of ex-TV soap star and their action documentary frontman, Ross Kemp.
According to reports, the recent early October coolish snap has brought on a sustained bout of complaining and exaggerating from British women that has exceeded the previous record, set on 3rd October 1984, when the mercury plunged to 15 degrees Celsius overnight.
The team working on the Rosetta mission have filed an insurance claim after insisting the comet pulled out in front of them.
Disgraced ex-England soccer boss, Sam Allardyce, has been targeted by the sport’s international governing body, FIFA, who are keen to harness Big Sam’s natural aptitude for greed and duplicity.
A 27-year-old man from Surrey has decided to delay becoming a committed Leicester City fan for a couple of months, just to be on the safe side.
Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe has been declared perfectly sane after he expressed his thoughts on launching a bombing campaign against ISIS in Syria. Doctors at Broadmoor Hospital, which houses some of Britain’s most dangerous psychopaths, have advised the Home Office that Sutcliffe is displaying perfectly rational thoughts and should be returned to a normal prison. Their
There was wild cheering in the House of Commons yesterday as Prime Minister, David Cameron, announced plans to launch a series of RAF strikes on controversial media personality, Katie Hopkins.
The Sun newspaper have made the claim that ‘disrespectful’ Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn visited the toilet at his home just hours after the terrorist outrage in Paris on Friday night.
A proud couple from South London last night announced the birth of of a 6lb 7oz ball of self-absorbed noise via Facebook.
Self-proclaimed ‘New Jesus’ Katie Hopkins was last night crucified like her hero, the old Jesus.
A new Facebook satellite providing Internet access will bring essential passive aggressive updates and irritating status messages to remote African villagers.
There was a degree of consternation amongst British sports lovers yesterday following the decision by Transport For London to pull out of hosting the start of the Tour De France in the capital.
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