Articles By Danny Soz

Nation collectively shrugs its shoulders as Piers Morgan finally comes out as a twat

Equine flu far more severe for stallions than for fillies

Shock as Donald Trump nominates Strictly’s Len Goodman for Supreme Court

David Beckham under fire after tattooing himself during royal wedding

Male BBC presenters agree to help wash up the coffee mugs

Entertainment

Good Morning Britain to quiz Little Mix on US gun control

Woman in loving relationship unable to quell inappropriate thoughts about Tom Hardy

UKIP fury as Ryanair impose ban on crayons and colouring books

Warm weather sees first racists of spring trying to turn black

‘Thoroughly pleasant’ Brexiter discovered in the north of England

Home Office reveals race-hate crime tumbles during Nigel Farage’s two-hour LBC radio phone-in

UK

People of Aleppo hold whip round for Southern Rail passengers

Facebooker targeted after mourning the passing of Greg Lake in a quiet and dignified manner

David Attenborough to be kept in cotton wool-lined matchbox until 2016 is over

Remainers call for Brexit reversal under the Duckworth-Lewis method

‘Million Judge March’ to descend on home of Nigel Farage

United States of America continues to dominate baseball World Series

World

Further carnage in Syria as Russians accused of dropping Samsung Note 7s on Aleppo

Sky TV to make one final attempt to kill Ross Kemp

UK

Britain’s women shiver in coldest October since exaggerating and whining began

Comet just pulled out in front of us, Rosetta scientists tell insurers

Sports

FIFA puts Sam Allardyce on shortlist for executive role

Sports
UK

Glory Hunter to give it another month or two before becoming Leicester City fan

Politics
UK

Yorkshire Ripper calls for Syria bombing campaign, declared ‘perfectly sane’

UK

Cross party support for Britain to launch air strikes against Katie Hopkins

Jeremy Corbyn went to the toilet in the aftermath of Paris atrocity, claims The Sun

Technology

Facebook couple announce birth of 6lb 7oz attention-seeking irritant

‘New Jesus’ Katie Hopkins swiftly crucified just like the old Jesus

Remote African tribe looking forward to getting on each other’s nerves on Facebook

Furore as London turns down chance to watch drug-users on pushbikes

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