‘Million Judge March’ to descend on home of Nigel Farage

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Hundreds of thousands of judges will march to the home of Nigel Farage this weekend in protest against his attempts to subvert the constitution of the nation.

Britain’s senior judiciary hit back at criticism from UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, by announcing that they will march en masse to his home in Surrey where they will stage a peaceful sit-down protest.

The march will be led by, The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Thomas of Cwmgiedd, who issued a statement last night, telling reporters, “The members of the judiciary of this country take great exception when minor political figures like Mr Farage make disparaging statements about our judgements and bring our integrity into question.

“Therefore, myself, along with every judge in the land, will march to Mr Farage’s place of residence on Saturday to give him a little reminder of what we represent and of the sovereignty of British law.”

A heavy police presence is expected at the march and also at the rallying point, where extensive searches will be carried out for concealed weapons and bottles of gin.