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A 35-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told us, that despite her best efforts, she is unable to curb her lustful thoughts about the actor, Tom Hardy, even though she’s in a loving and fulfilling relationship with a man she describes as her ‘soul mate’.
Tracy Dell, a legal secretary, wept as she told us, “I love my partner so much, he truly is my soul mate and the love of my life.
“However, whenever I see Tom Hardy on TV, I start fantasising about seeing him naked and then romping with him in front of a roaring log fire where he takes me roughly over and over until he’s sated and lying beside me on the rug, sweating heavily and panting from his exertions.
“I haven’t gone so far as to think of Tom when my partner and I make love, but between you and me, I think it’s probably only a matter of time. It makes me feel so dirty and even unfaithful to my man when I have these thoughts and desires.
“Thankfully I don’t think he’ll ever find out about these feelings that I have for Tom, what with me not telling anyone about them, well, apart from a second-rate satire publication on the Internet that no-one ever reads.”
Miss Dell’s revelation comes just two weeks after a woman from Shoreditch admitted that she makes her husband wear a Johnny Depp, ‘Captain Jack Black’ outfit on Friday nights before he’s allowed to give her a scuttling.
