HealthPoliticsUKMan waiting over three years for hip replacement and who can’t afford hot baths still hates cyclists more than the Tories
PoliticsUK“I’d still pick Boris over Starmer for prime minister” insists Tory voter helplessly watching Johnson have sex with his girlfriend
PoliticsUKKeir Starmer tells baffled therapist about recurrent dream of him missing a penalty despite total absence of a goalkeeper
EnvironmentPoliticsUKTruss accuses environmentalists of bigoted ‘anti-earthquakism’ as she rushes through Fracking Bill
HealthPoliticsUKMan waiting three years for hip replacement and who can’t afford hot baths still hates cyclists more than the Tories
EntertainmentPoliticsUKFringe comedians accused of ‘punching down’ after mocking soon to be unemployed man with dozens of kids to feed
HealthSocietyUK“Vegans never shut up about it!” insists man who has instagrammed every steak he’s ever eaten
HealthUKFlu-style seasonal Covid vaccine enrages simpleton who spent last two years insisting Covid is ‘just the Flu’
EntertainmentSocietyUKMan who regularly comments ‘Go woke go broke’ seemingly unaware he’s a penniless bigot
PoliticsUK“I’d still pick Boris over Starmer as prime minister” insists Tory voter helplessly watching Johnson have sex with his girlfriend
BrexitPoliticsUKAmber Rudd facing DWP sanctions because ‘My boss is insane and will start a civil war’ considered insufficient reason to quit
BusinessSocietyUKLocal man decries discriminatory Wetherspoons after being told to ‘Go Back Home’ at 1am
