Refom has continued its wistful look at yesteryear by insisting that the Human Rights laws around modern slavery have got a bit too complicated and has vowed to return to the days of less complicated traditional slavery.
Dragon ice resistant cladding was replaced by a cheaper version in a bid to cut costs as part of a recent refurbishment contract, according to documents discovered by Samwell Tarly.
Prime Minister Theresa May today spent forty-five minutes discussing military cooperation with a Polish cleaner who just wanted to put the bins out, according to reports.
Ethically robust billionaire US President-elect Donald Trump is under investigation after senior Democrats were informed of the creation of a new company Trump Walls Inc.
Marks and Spencer have announced it will convert all clothing and home shops to highly profitable bingo halls and high stake slot machine centres.
The House of Lancaster has claimed that South Yorkshire Police lay squarely to blame for all atrocities that took place during the War of the Roses 600 years ago.
A bake off fundamentalist in a cake vest threatened to cream himself after being promised a brand new series of the show on the BBC by a local cake shop owner.
The popular fairy tale Jack and the Beanstalk has been updated to reflect the modern realities facing British children post-Brexit.
Government figures show the ‘obnoxious bitch’ training given to all 7,875 GP receptionist staff has been a complete success, with waiting times drastically reduced due to nobody bothering going to see their GP anymore.
In a mysterious turn of events David Davis, the Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, has disappeared from the Conservative Party Conference and was last seen getting into a canoe on a Birmingham canal.
Alton Towers has today announced the immediate closure of its Brexit rollercoaster, citing public safety concerns.
An Australian redback spider has demanded police take action after a man was caught pushing his genitals into his face for a second time.
After Jeremy Corbyn was congratulated for finally showing some passion during yesterday’s Prime Minister’s Question, Mrs Corbyn admitted once a year is about par for the course.
Prime Minister Theresa May, who herself likes a bit of drizzle on her lips, has suggested that a Bake Off Referendum is clearly in the public interest.
In an unfortunate incident the legendary canine celebrity, Spit the Dog, has drowned in his own spit after Met police used a trial Spit Hood following a routine stop and search.
Simon Williams, Health & Safety Chief at Sellafield has introduced a number of innovative measures to cope with increasing cost and efficiency drives.
After much research, London Underground will offer badges to the 98% of passengers who are tired, pissed off and bored with their career.
The government is delighted with the success of its obesity plan as only 11.2 million viewers returned for a seventh series of the Great British Bake Off.
A surprise discovery of a fracking site under the Houses of Parliament means that MP’s are due a £10 million windfall under the new Frack for Cash government backed scheme.
The Bank of England has penned a begging letter to Euromillions winners to support a package of measures designed to provide additional monetary stimulus to the economy.
Theresa May has stated that modern slavery is all getting a bit too complicated and has vowed to return to the days of less complicated slavery.
The world is at war between the people who have nothing and the people who have quite a lot more than that, according to the man who leads an $8bn religious organisation.
ISIS have claimed responsibility for every single incident in all of the 200 episodes of Fireman Sam.
Companies have reported an unprecedented rise in homeworkers pleading for desks in offices and workplaces in order to avoid their own children during summer holidays.
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