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Dragon resistant cladding approved by Night’s Watch was swapped for cheaper version, documents show

Theresa May accidentally spent 45 minutes discussing military cooperation with Downing St’s Polish cleaner

Trump denies conflict of interest after incorporation of Trump Walls Inc

Marks and Spencer to turn High Street stores into Bingo Halls

UK

South Yorkshire Police held accountable for 50,000 bloody deaths during War of the Roses

Bake Off fundamentalist in sponge vest threatens to cream himself

Beanstalk Jack forced to pay with cow after trader laughs at devalued sterling

Obnoxious bitch training for GP receptionists hailed as a ‘great success’

Brexit minister disappears in canoe mystery

Alton Towers closes Brexit rollercoaster amidst public safety concerns

Spider calls police after Aussie pervert flashes genitals at him for a second time

“Being passionate once in a year sounds about right” admits Mrs Corbyn

Bake Off referendum ‘definitely in the public interest’, says Prime Minister

Spit the Dog drowns in ‘spit hood’ after routine stop and search

UK

‘No problem with Sellafield safety’ explains two-headed Health & Safety Chief

‘Tired, pissed off and bored of career’ badges offered to Tube commuters

Obesity plan working, says government of nation glued to programme about cakes

houses of parliament

MPs set for £10 million bonus as Frack for Cash site discovered under Houses of Parliament

Euromillions winners receive begging letter from Bank of England

Politics
UK

Theresa May calls for end to Modern Slavery in favour of more traditional slavery

World

World at war over money and resources, says head of $8bn religious organisation

ISIS claims responsibility for attacks in Pontypandy

Home-working parents beg for desks in offices during school holidays