Israel and Hamas have decided to speed up negotiations between the two sides by agreeing to put any future peace plans directly into the shredder. It comes after air strikes were carried out in Gaza last night following accusations from Israeli officials that Hamas had violated the ceasefire, with both sides now agreeing that the
The public have today confirmed they are sick and tired of seeing Reform UK politicians plastered all over their TV screens despite them making up less than 1% of the parliamentary population. Reform’s Runcorn and Helsby MP, Sarah Pochin, has been heavily criticised for comments she made on a TalkTV phone-in in which she said,
US President Donald Trump has announced plans to build a second ballroom at the FBI headquarters, by bulldozing the exact office holding the Epstein Files.
The posthumous memoir of Virginia Giuffre has been released on sweat-repellant paper, the book’s publisher has confirmed.
Eight pieces of jewellery stolen from the Louvre have been found safe and sound inside the British Museum, French police have confirmed.
The US government have apologised for an airstrike on a group of Venezuelan charity rowers following a tip-off from former Reform MP Rupert Lowe.
Nigel Farage is apparently furious today after biting into a tampon at the National Trust-owned Sizergh Castle only to discover the tampon was vegan.
Donald Trump has announced he’s cancelled the ceasefire in Gaza following the Nobel Committee’s decision not to award him this year’s Peace Prize.
US president Donald Trump was up to his old tricks yesterday, after trying to convince the world that he knows how to read.
The entire nation is in shock this afternoon following the stunning revelation that the Conservative Party is apparently still a thing.
The US Treasury has unveiled a brand new commemorative $1 coin featuring best pals Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.
A man emphatically celebrating the defection of Conservative politicians to Reform UK is exactly the same man who was calling for the Tories to be ousted at the last general election, it has been revealed.
Keir Starmer has hit back at critics accusing him of slow response times, whilst taking the time to hope for the safe return of the trapped Chilean miners.
Donald Trump and Prince Andrew have mutually agreed to pretend not to know each other during the US President’s upcoming state visit to the UK.
A man who painted a St George’s cross on his local roundabout is furious with the street artist Banksy, demanding police arrest the artist for defacing public property.
Keir Starmer has announced he will hold a game of spin the bottle in the Cabinet Room to decide who will be sacked next week.
Keir Starmer has given the British Ambassador to the United States his full backing despite new rumours of Lord Mandelson’s alleged friendship with Josef Fritzl.
The Angel of the North has officially been relocated from Gateshead to Sunderland following another massive cock-up by organisers of the Great North Run.
Two-Tier Keir has shown his true colours once again after police only arrested 900 protestors at a demonstration against the ban on Palestine Action this weekend.
It’s been announced that Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson are to duel outside the Houses of Parliament for Nadine Dorries’ affection.
Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner is under even more pressure today after revealing that not only did she underpay on stamp duty, but she also doesn’t have a rod licence either.
The Taliban have condemned Reform UK’s treatment of women, insisting they would never work with a party who refused to sack an MP convicted of assaulting his ex-girlfriend.
Keir Starmer is continuing his attempts to butter-up Reform voters by pretending that he loves flags just as much as the next person.
There is disappointment across the UK today after it was revealed Keir Starmer would remain as Prime Minister following a mini Downing Street reshuffle.
Copies of the Nottingham Post have begun to appear on lamp posts across the UK after the Reform UK leader of Nottinghamshire County Council banned the newspaper from speaking to him or any of his councillors.
OpenAI’s controversial ChatGPT has come under more fire today after the chatbot recommended adding a pinch of cyanide to a man’s banana bread recipe.
Nigel Farage further cemented his patriotism today by announcing Reform UK’s five-year deportation plan ‘Operation Restoring Justice’ with a St Georges cross painted on his face.
People are rejoicing today after Nigel Farage finally revealed his illegal migration master-plan, which involves the never-seen-before idea of sending migrants to Rwanda.
A self-described patriot has caused a four-car pile-up on his street after painting a huge St George’s flag across the entirety of his windscreen.
A location has been set for the historic meeting between Volodymyr Zelensky and Vladimir Putin after President Trump recommended a great little island.
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