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“Maybe I’m being thick,” says thick person about to say something extremely thick

Plastic derides Britain’s half-arsed attempts to manage without it

I’m not going on and on at you, says your wife, while going on and on at you

Drinks reception organised by government in beer production facility ‘didn’t go that well’

Waitrose supermarket

Free coffee in Waitrose only thing holding civilisation together

‘Can’t you make it a bit harder for us?’ ask satirists

Old fat man dressed in red is watching you intently 24/7, children are assured

Country that gets paralysed by two inches of snow thinks going it alone will be great

White supremacy advocated by least impressive whites

We meant we’ll have our cake and then eat yours, say Brexiters

You can’t put a price on sovereignty, say people who won’t live long enough to pay for it

Ice cream van can f*ck right off

Election expense scandal unlikely to bother people who voted for party led by man who fucked a dead pig

Maybe I’m being thick, says thick person about to say something extremely thick

Nanny-shagging gambling addict Jeremy Kyle shamed on Jeremy Kyle show

Brexiters finally on verge of ‘getting it’ after losing their beloved Pot Noodles

UK

Britain preparing to get angry over whatever happens next