BrexitPoliticsUKConservative party delighted that Brexit vote sorted out all that Tory in-fighting once and for all
BusinessEnvironmentUKEntire country switches to electric vehicles overnight as single tank of fuel passes RRP of a Tesla
PoliticsWorldUS Supreme Court to finally restrict Second Amendment after school shootings repositioned as 560-week abortions
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BusinessUKEnergy company bosses warn hundreds of executives’ families at risk of falling into Fuel Wealth
EnvironmentSocietyUKMan decides it is easier to be a climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers
SocietyTechnologyUK5G conspiracists reaching evidence-free conclusions up to 20 times faster than 4G conspiracists
EntertainmentPoliticsUKPolice decline to investigate Michael Gove’s lockdown birthday party after no one turned up
SocietyUKQueen to sacrifice Prince Andrew to reptilian overlords as part of Platinum Jubilee celebrations
TechnologyWorldUS hire Russian ransomware experts in attempt to brick military hardware left in Afghanistan
