Fresh from his election triumph, Canada’s newly-minted Prime Minister Mark Carney has wasted no time in making a bold geopolitical move, offering California the chance to ditch the United States and join the “cooler, calmer” Canadians instead.
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Donald Trump has begun his campaign for a third presidential term with a range of new ‘F*ck The Constitution 2028’ merchandise.
A woman has today insisted she doesn’t trust the government enough to get vaccinated against any ‘made up disease’, even though she’s happy to let a beautician inject literal poison into her forehead three times a year.
Tesla profits have fallen by more than 70% after sales figures showed that consumers would rather walk to work than buy a new Tesla.
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