In a most curious development, Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the year’s most remarkable device known as the ‘telephone’, received an unexpected telephonic message yesterday.
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Wilbur and Orville Wright have been thwarted in their latest attempt to perfect the flying machine by a crowd of credulous simpletons who believe the machine will be used for nefarious mind-control purposes.
The world’s agricultural communities are braced for a global avian catastrophe as the first man-flu cases are reported among the bird population.
In an exclusive interview with NewsThump, Darth Vader has today criticised the woke leftist Alliance for their continued attempts to cancel him simply for his honestly held conservative beliefs.
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