Articles By Damon Green

Ailing Census 2021 to be redrafted as ‘fighting fantasy’ novel

Entertainment

Pete Waterman to face justice at Hague tribunal

Goths breed successfully in the wild

UK

Monarchist thugs planning day of ‘Royal aggro’

Earth’s dwindling reserves of tat ‘at risk’ from Royal wedding

Police smash lawnmower porn ring

World

Japanese Tsunami dog reunited with owner declared ‘delicious’

World

Libyan rebels plead for more things to fire wildly into the air

World

Nuclear power fans hold candle-lit vigil for Fukushima reactor

UK

Cash-strapped council to replace Easter Bunny with ‘Socialist Termite’

UK

Ailing Census 2011 to be redrafted as ‘fighting fantasy’ novel

UK

Foreign Office issues travel warning for Doncaster

UK

2011 census organisers brace themselves for millions pretending to be Christians

Cameron employs Paul McKenna to create Libyan no-fly zone

Sports

Mickey Mouse to sue Carling Cup for breach of image rights

World

Hot Swedish babes celebrate return of Julian Assange

Jamie’s Dream Hospital to ‘rescue NHS from the clutches of doctors and nurses’

Sky to recast ‘Saturday Football Wankfest’ as costume drama for female viewers

Mervyn King ‘chased home in his PE kit’ by interest rate bullies

Launch of OK! TV brings surge in Al Qaeda membership queries

West Ham Fans demand to sit further from the pitch

That thing in Egypt still going on as Granny foils jewel thieves

Sports

Wenger blames 2009 Woolworth’s closure for Arsenal collapse

Obscure BBC nobody revealed as father of obscure BBC nobody