Articles By Shaun Stevenson

man with a hangover

One last pint ‘not such a good idea’ admits toilet cuddler

man with a hangover

F*ck all getting done today admits hungover and miserable England

World feeling more secure already, as Donald Trump promises to expand US military

Pigeons still acting like they own the f*cking place

Woman convinced she’s psychic after bumping into someone she was ‘just thinking about’

Man becomes expert on synchronised diving after watching it for five whole minutes

Homeopathy ‘100% effective at curing thirst’ admit actual real scientists

Lucky England shirt binned after failing to do its job

UK

Queen wondering if she’s saved enough money to retire yet

World

After prosecutors fail to act, Batman agrees to avenge Harambe

Health

Green eggs and ham actually ‘pretty disgusting’ admits Dr Seuss

man with a hangover

One last pint ‘not such a good idea’ admits toilet cuddler

Nutjob street preacher realises he’s coming across as a total tit

God-fearing nation rejoices at prospect of voting for the Antichrist

Monday ‘best day of the week’ insists twat

Man in pub’s footballing tactical wizardry ignored for some reason

The One Ring ‘not that precious’ claims Cash4Gold

Angry Putin

World superpower throws dummy out of pram after not winning silly singing contest

Everton fan delighted

Everton fans rejoice at prospect of new manager to blame for being rubbish

God

God confesses: Religion, not my best idea to be honest

UK

Gas powered barbecues ‘definitely cheating’ confirm experts

UK

AA and RAC insist world record traffic jam ‘can be beaten’

The Sun newspaper

The Sun fails to apologise for incidents of accurate and almost responsible journalism

New claims London Marathon competitor used performance enhancing ‘zero-gravity’

‘Three-day week definitely best for the over 40s’ insists 40-year-old man

Science
World

Climate change sceptics to start denying ‘existence of moon’

Liverpool and Manchester United ‘to kiss and make-up’