Trump signs Executive Order to review the ‘woke’ Ten Commandments
Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible’s regulations on morality.
Trump signs Executive Order to review the ‘woke’ Ten Commandments
Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible’s regulations on morality.
Mike Ashley sends Newcastle United players to pick fruit on farm in Surrey
The owner of Newcastle United has temporarily transferred his entire squad to a fruit farm in Surrey to generate some much-needed income during the lockdown.
Liverpool’s Salah celebrates wonder goal by checking out property prices in Barcelona
Liverpool’s latest scoring sensation Mohamed Salah is looking forward to following in the club’s time honoured tradition of moving on to better things by signing for Barcelona.
Conor McGregor backs down from the challenge of sorting out Brexit talks
The man who prides himself on never backing down from a challenge has rejected official requests to act as a mediator in the chaotic Brexit negotiations between the EU and Great Britain.
Arsenal had £197,999,999 Neymar bid rejected, claims Arsene Wenger
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revealed the club put in a bid for Barcelona striker Neymar, which was just £1 short of his £198 million release clause.
Nigel Farage embraces ‘gangsta’ lifestyle after being named in FBI investigation
Nigel Farage is today revelling in his status as a person of interest to the FBI and has wholeheartedly embraced the ‘gangsta’ lifestyle.
Trump announces ‘Donald’s Ark’ to allay fears of climate change disaster
Donald Trump has unveiled a huge ship as his answer to mounting concerns that pulling out of the Paris climate accord could result in environmental catastrophe.
Spirit of Houdini pays tribute to Arsene Wenger
The ghost of legendary escapologist Harry Houdini has sent a message from beyond the grave to say that he’s been out-performed by Arsene Wenger.
Theresa May Weeble wobble toy becomes instant best seller
The newly-released Theresa May Weeble wobble toy, which comically flounders around in all directions after receiving a little push, is setting sales records at shops across the country.
Saudi Arabia criticises Donald Trump over his treatment of women
The government of Saudi Arabia has rebuked visiting US president Donald Trump for the way he treats women.
Relief as Chelsea ensure Britain will not suffer another Chas and Dave FA Cup Final song
Music lovers across the country are ecstatic that Tottenham’s defeat to Chelsea on Saturday means there won’t be a new FA Cup song recorded by Chas and Dave.
Ed Sheeran awarded knighthood after hitting Justin Bieber with a golf club
Pop star Ed Sheeran is to be knighted after it was revealed he hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club.
Crystal Palace fans begin to panic over fears Barcelona will try to lure away Big Sam
Crystal Palace supporters are deeply concerned Barcelona will try to make Sam Allardyce their next manager.
Obama to blame for me not being able to open jar of pickles, roars President Trump
Barack Obama has been accused of masterminding a conspiracy preventing Donald Trump from opening a pickle jar.
Trump signs Executive Order to review the Ten Commandments
Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible’s regulations on morality.
Teenager who hates vegetables creates fake news health alert about sprouts
A young computer genius with an intense hatred of green veg has unleashed a cunning plan to get out of eating sprouts on Christmas Day.
Rising defence costs mean Army can only protect nation from 9am-5pm on weekdays
Spiralling operational costs of £700 million a year for the Ministry of Defence has forced the Army to cut its working hours.
Newly discovered passage from the Bible advocates leaving the EU
Egyptologists have discovered a scroll believed to be a long-lost section of the Bible which encourages British voters to leave Europe.
