The US Defence administration have announced plans for Samuel L Jackson to recite his famous Bible reading scene from Pulp Fiction during the live streamed execution of Nidal Hasan.
A pro-life campaigner who has spent the last 10 years actively campaigning against abortion rights for women he’s never met due to the ‘sanctity of life’ has expressed excitement and glee at being able to watch an execution in real time.
90s pop sensation, The Vengaboys, have announced that their much loved ‘Vengabus’ will be replaced with an emission free ‘Vengabicycle’ due to rising fuel prices.
Reform UK has successfully demonstrated its devotion to protecting women and children by closing every nursery in the South Tyneside council borough.
Reform supporters are rejoicing in celebration of the ‘two tier’ policing they were recently shouting and screaming complaints about.
Reform members across the country have taken a break from shouting at hotels and RNLI lifeboat stations to celebrate a mass deportation of undocumented migratory birds.
British singer and the nation’s favourite wet lettuce, Ed Sheeran, has been praised for his diplomacy skills and moral fortitude following the decision to axe Macklemore as his tour support.
Reform UK have announced that they will be implementing a ‘one in, one out’ policy for Tory MPs wishing to join the party.
Nigel Farage has unveiled a new Reform-branded Russian Cossack hat, available to purchase on the party’s website.
A man who furiously called for rapper Bob Vylan to be banned from performing due to his incitement of violence at Glastonbury is now furious at the banning of football fans with a history of violence and chants about dead children.
Free speech enthusiasts up and down the country have vehemently criticised Gary Neville for using his free speech to express his views.
Demonstrators in support of Palestine are reported to have found a way to avoid arrest at future protests by dressing up as farmers and driving tractors through the streets of London.
Reform members across the country have taken a break from shouting at hotels and vandalising roundabouts to celebrate a mass deportation of undocumented migratory birds.
A man who furiously slated Gary Lineker for abusing his profile as a TV presenter to express his views about immigration on Twitter, has recently spoken in high praise of Rylan Clark expressing his views on immigration on live television.
A middle-aged man who’s spent years complaining about virtue signalling, lefty snowflakes and bloody do-gooders has been seen painting a red cross on a roundabout.
Jeremy Corbyn’s new political party have launched their own beekeepers outfit, available to purchase on their website.
Mrs Byron has finally spoken out after her husband was caught on a kiss-cam screen with another woman at a Coldplay concert.
Attendees of this year’s Glastonbury Festival have hailed another successful festival for it’s sustainability and environmentally conscious ethos by leaving a shit load of tents in the fields of Worthy Farm. A spokesperson for the festival has said “We can confirm that after another festival in the glorious sunshine, our punters have finished spending their
A man who repeatedly yelled that “ALL lives Matter” 5 short years ago during protests against inequality, has been unexpectedly silent about the slaughter of men, women, children and babies in the Gaza strip.
David Beckham is reported to be furious at only being given a knighthood in the king’s honours list.
The British weather has spoken out following the dryest April on record as warm and sunny conditions continue across the country.
A man who clapped for the NHS 5 years ago voted on Thursday for a party who are calling to cease it’s funding.
The producers of popular BBC TV show, Race Across The World, have revealed details of their most gruelling journey to date, as contestants compete to get from Sheffield to Bristol using Cross Country Trains.
Cross-Country Rail have entered into the yuletide spirit with the launch of their own CrossCountry Rail Advent Calendar.
Father Christmas is set to deliver his yuletide joy to children all around the globe from his own doorstep this year, with a clap and a festive cheer at 8 pm precisely.
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