Jeremy Corbyn’s new party launch their own beekeeping outfit

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Jeremy Corbyn’s new political party have launched their own beekeepers outfit, available to purchase on their website. 

An announcement to the party’s mailing list excitedly told followers that it now has more followers than Reform UK before saying, “We’re proud to unveil our new beekeepers outfit!

“With its off-white colour, classic bee-keeping look, and furnished with our logo, you can really stand out amongst the beekeeping community as a fighter for change (once you’ve collected a few jars of honey).”

It is not known if this is related Reform UK’s football shirt. According to a supporter, “Well, I think if it’s okay for Reform to do a shirt for the hobbies of their followers, then it’s fine for Jeremy to do the same.

“I would have happily bought a jam-maker’s outfit from them, but I’m not sure what that would even be? A flannel shirt?

Critics have questioned whether launching apiarist apparel will connect with the electorate. “It’s niche,” admitted one political analyst, “but then again, so is Farage’s fanbase in football shirts stood outside a Wetherspoons at 11 am.”

The beekeepers’ outfits are available for purchase on the Your Party website, with a limited number of outfits signed by Jeremy Corbyn himself available at the price of £25. All other outfits are retailing at £30.

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