Articles By Matt Ward

Independent inquiries to be replaced by asking Boris Johnson what he thinks

Woman becomes expert in human psychology after sixth glass of Prosecco

Subaru drivers ‘just want to be loved’, finds study

Donald Trump tells UK: You should make Kate Bush the new Queen

Yorkshire man ‘still haunted’ by accidental Rosé purchase in 2004

Swansea City ‘will win Premier League at a canter’ confirm pollsters

New project at work nowhere near as exciting as codename suggests

First day back at work after summer holiday ‘f*cking horrific’ say experts

UKIP to launch emoji EU referendum campaign

MasterChef food critics rehearsing new ways to express complete revulsion

National Express unveils new ‘bullet’ coach

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