Geppetto’s worst mistake, nose candy enthusiast and Secretary of State Michael Gove has taken the bold step of undertaking a 1970s seaside comedy routine to distract from the Government’s many, many failings.
Ye, also known as grown adult man Kanye West, has stormed into a little girl’s birthday party and taken residence in the ball pit, which he is now refusing to leave.
The UK is set to free itself of the cursed EU nonsense of units of ten and instead return to good, proper, sensible ones like inches, pounds, bushels, pecks, tods, perches, and kilderkin.
Thousands of men across the World have been revealed as spineless liars after circulation of Playboy magazine plummeted after the decision to stop showing pictures of naked ladies on its pages.
As Britain moves ever forward in its quest to make its population poorer and despised, anyone with any connection to Ireland is desperately attempting to claim Irish citizenship.
Guy Fawkes themed hacker group Anonymous have vowed destruction on the Islamic State and anyone who makes the “72 Virgins coming for them early!” joke, or similar.
New Scrabble rules allow players to use any combination of letters as long as they roughly match non-verbal grunts or exhalations that can be made by players.
Cutting police funding will inevitably lead to chiroptera-themed vigilantes dealing out brutal justice on British streets, the head of the police union declared today.
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