After it was revealed that the Internet Explorer IQ story was a hoax, those who believed it reacted by saying, ‘you should try the red ones, they’re a bit waxy but also very delicious’.
There was shock yesterday when the Daily Mail ended its eight-year-old policy of printing only sycophantic and grovelling opinions about Kate Middleton.
Following similar moves by the UK, US and French governments, Facebook has said that its photo auto-tagging software will no longer recognise members of Colonel Gaddafi’s Libyan regime.
As links between gunman Anders Breivik and the EDL emerged the far-right group responded by saying that its members are able to draw a line between ‘intolerance and hatred’ and ‘gun-toting killing spree’.
As Stewart Downing arrived in Liverpool to undertake a medical and to complete his £20m transfer from Aston Villa, he was greeted by hundreds of fans expressing their complete indifference at his signing.
The UN has stepped into the crisis at FIFA by backing a resolution to use ‘all necessary measures’ to bring democracy to the world governing body.
The FA has called for greater transparency from FIFA claiming that the world governing body’s ‘culture of secrecy’ over the best way to bribe their officials seriously hampered England’s World Cup bid.
As Fernando Torres yet again failed to open his account for Chelsea, journalists have been keen to play down fears of a drought of analogies to describe the situation.
Office manager Janice Entwistle, 26, has smashed the British record for office work by completing an uninterrupted sixty minutes of word processing for Comic Relief.
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