Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
Donald Trump launches tirade against Black Friday after mistaking it for act of mass civil disobedience
Donald Trump took to social media today to condemn an annual cut-price shopping event, believing it to be a nationwide protest coordinated by minority groups he’s not particularly fond of.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel. “I am determined not to give up,” said would-be intellectual Simon Williams. “It is widely acknowledged that this boring piece of shit is actually the zenith of magical realism.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
Government defends Lord Sauron trade visit
Downing Street last night sought to counter criticism of the Prime Minister’s decision to host the Dark Lord at number 10, saying that good relations with Mount Doom were “crucial to post Brexit trade”.
Donald Trump launches tirade against Black Friday after mistaking it for act of mass civil disobedience
Donald Trump took to Twitter today to condemn an annual cut-price shopping event, believing it to be a nationwide protest co-ordinated by minority groups he’s not particularly fond of.
White House denies conflict between environmental policy and Trump’s new ‘International Ark & Casino’
The White House today strongly refuted claims that Trump Inc’s plans to build a fleet of luxury seagoing vessels, capable of withstanding biblical era flooding, could influence the President’s commitment to reducing global warming.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
