Reform voters determined to overcome the challenge of drawing an ‘X’
Reform voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today.
Reform voters determined to overcome the challenge of drawing an ‘X’
Reform voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today.
UKIP voters determined to overcome the challenge of drawing an ‘X’
UKIP voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today.
Baboon to rejoin UKIP
A baboon that resigned from UKIP some years ago is applying to rejoin the party.
Jeremy Corbyn to raise profile by wearing JoJo bow
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is to start wearing a ‘JoJo bow’ to help make him better known to voters.
Jeremy Corbyn tells Labour rebels ‘Another 616 rebellions and you’re out!’
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has warned those Labour MPs who last week defied the Whip over Brexit that they face disciplinary action should they rebel another 616 times.
Vicar’s daughter well on the way to eternal damnation, claim theologians
A sixty-year-old vicar’s daughter from Oxfordshire is well on the way to Hell and eternal damnation, according to top theologians today.
Fears grow that Iain Duncan Smith is looking for something else to do
Fears are mounting across the UK that Iain Duncan Smith may be looking for something to do now that Brexit has been achieved.
Britain’s low paid wondering if they can ‘upgrade to slavery’
Thousands of Britain’s low paid workers are wondering if they can upgrade to slavery as a result of the Modern Slavery Bill.
Blow to ‘Yes’ campaign as Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi decrees Scotland part of caliphate
The campaign for an independent Scotland has suffered a major setback with news that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has decreed that an independent Scotland will be his caliphate’s northern extremity.
‘They’re still out there’ plea as hopes fade for the Lib Dems
Friends of the Lib Dems are urging people not to abandon hope that the party may still be alive ‘somewhere out there’ despite reports that it sank without trace in the early hours of Friday morning.
UKIP voters determined to overcome challenge of drawing an ‘X’
UKIP voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today.
Government stocks of Red Herring ‘seriously depleted’, warns report
Government stocks of red herring have reached dangerously low levels due to of overuse by ministers, according to a report from the Red Herring Quota Board.
